Facebook Message

1 admi ki wife mar gai. Dost

usko chup karne ke baad :

" Tujhe kuch chahye ?"

Admi : 

" Laptop la de."

Dost :

" Kyun khair ?"

Admi :

" Facebook pe status

to single kardun." ;p

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Tum mere liye kya

kar sakte ho ?

Boy : Bolo kya karun ?

Girl : Mere liye chand la

sakte ho ?

Boy : Phir kya zameen ke gird

tumhare abbu ghoomenge ? ;p :D

Teacher Message

Teacher ki Badmashi

Teacher : Beta, tumhare test ka

result agaya hai. Kal apne

parents ko school lekar arahe

ho ya facebook pe tag kar ke

sab ko dikhadun ? :D

Proposal Message

Cutest proposal by a nursery

class.

Boy : Kya tu meleko apna

addresh degi ?

Girl : Pal thun ?

Boy : Aik din balaat lete

aunda na...!!! :)

Quote Message

Excellent Quote :

Maa ke aanchal mein sone ka sukh

agli nasal nahi le payegi,

Kyun ke jeans aur shirt pehenne

wali Maa,

aanchal kaha se layegi.

A silent Message for Girls !

Side Effect Message

Side effect of teaching :

" A guy went to a restaurant,

he wanted to see the menu,

but he forgot what it is

called."

He asked waiter :

" Bring the syllabus please." :D

Sad Message

Apni yaadein apni baatein

lekar jana bhool gaya,

Jane wala jaldi mein tha

mil kar jana bhool gaya,

Mur mur kar dekha tha usne

adhe raste mein,

Jaise usne kehna tha kuch

jo wo kehna bhool gaya,

Waqt-e-rukhsat meri ankhein

poch raha tha anchal se,

Usko gham tha itna ziada

khud wo rona bhool gaya.

Love message

Jab kaanch uthane parh jaye,

Tum haath hamara le jana.

Jab samjho ke koi sath nahi,

Tum sath hamara le jana.

Jab dekho ke tum tanha ho,

Aur rastey hain dushwar bohot,

Tab hum ko apna keh dena,

Bey baak sahara le jana,

Jo baazi bhi tum jeeto ge,

Jo manzil bhi tum paoge,

Hum pas tumhare hon na hon,

Ehsas hamara le jana.

Agar yaad hamari ajaye,

Tum pas hamare ajana.

Bas aik muskaan hamein dena,

Phir jaan bhi chahe le jana...

Husband-Wife Message

Wife to Husband : Zara kitchen se

namak lana.

Husband : Yahan to koi

namak nahi hai.

Wife : Mujhe pata tha tum to ho

hi andhe, tumhe nahi milega,

is liye pehle hi le ai thi. :)

Taste Message

People say Love brings the

flavor and taste to Life.

But,

Personally I believe...

" Biryani " does a better job... :)

Best Message

Jo emaan tera tujhe Masjid

tak nahi le ja sakta...

Zara soch wo tujhe Jannat

tak kaise le jaye ga.?