Life Message

Valuable sentence for Life :

" Don't show so much of care

to anyone because,

it creates a non curable pain

when they start avoiding you."

Have a nice day :)

Akon Message

One day one black kid

knock Rajnikanth home

Rajni : Ae kon ??

Since than that kid is known as

Akon :D

Friends Message

A line for all my Friends :

The day I met you, was my

favorite accident...

And,

Even today I love that

Injuries.

Eid Message

Millions of Greetings

Thousand of Colors

Hundred of Wishes

Tons of sweets

Lots of Smiles

That's what I wish for U.

Happy 2nd Day of Eid

Eid Message

Naya hasta

Muskurata din

Mubarak ho aapko

Allah kare ye din

Aap ke liye

Khushiyon se

Bharpoor sabit ho.

** Aameen **

Happy Eid-Ul-Azha :)

True Message

" Its better to step back when

ignored, rather than waiting

to be insulted."

Stay Blessed...

Have a Safe Day Ahead.

Teacher-Students Message

Teacher : Aj short skirt kyun pehen

ke ai ho ?

Girl : Aj half day hai na.

Full day par full dress pehenti hun.

All boys innocently :

Madam, Holiday ko class lo na

aik bar please !! ;p

Proposal Message

Cutest proposal by a nursery

class.

Boy : Kya tu meleko apna

addresh degi ?

Girl : Pal thun ?

Boy : Aik din balaat lete

aunda na...!!! :)

Facebook Message

Boy to Moon :

Why my girlfriend Loves rose

which dies in a day & doesn't

Love me when I die for her

everyday ?

Moon : chaa gaya jani,

Facebook ki wall pe likh de

bohot comments ainge. :D

Awkward Moment Message

The most awkward moment is

when you get back home from

college and look at yourself in

the mirror thinking :

" Did I really look like this

all day?"

:D

Laziness Message

3 best things in Life :

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1- Raat ki neend !

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2- Dopaher ki neend !

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3- Subha ki neend ! :D

Sweet Dreamsssssssss :D

Funny Message

Question of the Year !

Students raat ko kyun parhte

hain ?

Answer :

Kyun ke din mein to dhoop

parhti hai.

(",)

<))>

_/?_

Oh my God ! I am so

Genius ! ;p :D

Heart Message

This will surely touch every

heart some day !!!!

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" Stethoscope." (",)

No clapping please !!

Thank you !! :D ;p

Funny Message

Din raat sms kar kar ke aisa

kar diya mujhe tum logon ne

Zalimon

Ghar ki ghanti bhi baje to

mobile utha leta hun.

(-_-)

<)(>
_/"/_

Ufffff !!

Parents-My Home Message

My Parents say its not your

house. You have to get married

one day.

But...

When its time to clean !!

It magically becomes my

house and mom says:

" You live in a house,

not a Hotel."

Strange... ;p :(

Morning message

Kehte

hain

agar

subha

uth

kar

ache

insan

ko

yaad

karo

to

din

bhi

acha

guzarta

hai.

Is liye

mene

socha

apko

apni

yaad

sila

doon. :)

Have A Nice Dy.

Assalam O Alaikum.

Good Morning :)

Genius Message

A genius is one who can do in

1 day what others do in a

hundred days !!

Just like Us !! We cover our

course in 1 day before exam

&
Teachers take the whole

year. ;p

Philosophy Message

New Philosophy :

" Relatives who don't wish

me on my birthday,

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Have no right to contact

me on my Result Day." :D

Diamond Message

Kabhi us shakhs ko mat khona

jise apka bohot khayal ho,

Warna !!

Aik din apko ehsas hoga

ke

ap ne pathar jama karte karte

heera ganwa diya...

Morning Message

****G*O*O*D****

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ORNING

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Have 

a Nice

Day...

Allah Bless You and Your

Family.

Aameen.