Funny Wife Message

Dosto aaj hum aik Ajeeb-O-

Ghareeb makhlooq ke bare

mein parhein ge.!

Is jaandar ka naam hai

" Wife."

Jee han Wife.

Ye aksar Husband ke sath

pai jati hai.

Inki pasandeeda ghiza

Husband ka bheja hai.

Inhein aksar naraz hone ka

natak karte hue dekha

jata hai.

Is jaandar ka sabse

khatarnak hathiyar

Rona aur Emotionally 

blackmail karna hota hai.

Wife rakhne par Tension naam

ki beemari ho jati hai, Jo laa

ilaaj hai.

Is liye Wife se chupp

ke Geo. :D

Thank Allah Message

Millions of reasons to thank

Allah.

If you have food in your fridge,

clothes on your back,

a roof over your head and a place to sleep,

you are richer than 75 % of the entire World.

If you have money in your wallet,

a little change and can go anywhere you want,

you are among 18 % of the World's wealthier people.

If you woke up this morning with more health than

illness,

you are more blessed than the millions of people who 

will not survive this week and die.

If you can actually READ this message,

you are more fortunate than three billion

people in the world who cannot see,

cannot read or suffer mental retardation.

Life is not complaining

about pain from others,

its about a thousand other

reasons to Thank Allah.

Have a blessed Life,

 Aameen.

Boy-Girl Message

Boy : I wanna tell you something.

Girl : Its not good to talk while eating.

( After eating )

Girl : Now tell me.

Boy : There was a cockroach

in your food. ;p

Need Message

I don't need a Prado.

I don't need a bungalow.

I don't need servants.

I don't need branded clothes.

I don't need 5 star hotel food.

I just need a Life partner,

.

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.

Who can provide me all this.. :D

Hadith Message

Hadees sharif...

1- Raat ka khana na choro.

Chahe 1 meethi khajoor kyun 

na ho.

Kyun ke raat ka khana chorna 

admi ko zaeef kar deta hai.

( Ibn-e-Maja).

2- Khauf mein tanhai mein rone

ke siwa koi bhi cheez Allah ki

narazgi ko nahi mita sakti.

3- Allah us shakhs ko abaad rakhta hai

jo Hadees sun ke dosron tak pochaye.

Jazak Allah.

Ramadan Message

" Ramzan Mubarak "

Jo mujhe duaon mein bhool jaye

Uske pakore jal jayen

Samoson mein pani gir jaye

Sandwich sookh jaye

Khane mein namak taiz hojaye

Milk shake mein makhi gir jaye

Sehri mein aankh na khule

Shoes ka size na mile

Eid ka dress na sile...

Ab soch lo

Faisla apke hath mein hai..

Duaon mein yaad rakhenge na ?? :D

Strange Life Message

How strange Life is..!!

We wish to earn loads of money,

but we have the best times only when we have just 10 bucks in pocket..

We wish to wear high brands,

but we feel most comfortable in dirty pajama pants..

We wish to sit in Ritz and Marriott with elite people,

but we enjoy roadside vendor food with friends the most..

We wish to own big cars and go on long drives yet we talk our heart

out only while walking down a long road.

We have 64GB iPods filled with songs,

but sometimes a song on the radio brings a smile that cant be compared..

Life is simple indeed...

We make it complex by running after what never gives us joy..

Love Life...

Take note of small things.

For when you achieve the bigger ones,

you can smile and say :

" I have lived it all..."

Cigarette Message

Main cigarette kabhi nahi peeta.

Wo to bas ! Jab ghamgeen hota hun to gham bhulane ke lye.

Jab khush hota hun to lutf dubala karne ke lye.

Jab akela hota hun to tanhai door karne ke lye.

Jab khana khata hun to khana hazam karne ke lye.

Jab farigh hota hun to time pass ke lye. 

Warna main itna pagal nahi ke Cigarette jesi chez ko hanth lagaun.. :D

Islamic message

Hadees-E-Paak

" Khana kha ke shukar ada karne wale ka darja,

Sabar karne wale Rozedar ke barabar hota hai."

Tirmizi

Hadees no.2021