Theorem Message

Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + Sms

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep.

Hence,

Human = Donkey + Sms

Human - Sms = Donkey

Hence proved that Human

without sending Sms

is Donkey ;-O

Best Message

The best Sms of Sms history :

Insano se hamesha yaad

rakhne ki tawaqqo mat

karein..

Kyun ke,

Jo insan apne Rab ko

bhool sakta hai,

Wo sab ko bhool sakta

hai...!!!

Adult Message

Adult sms

Only who are 18+, read this sms

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Please next election mein vote kisi

insaan ke bache ko dena.

Thanks :D

Trust Message

Us insan par bharosa karo jo

tumhari 3 batein jaan sake...

1- Muskurahat ke peeche dukh !

2- Ghusse ke peeche pyar !

aur

3- Chup rehne ke peeche wajah !

Morning message

Kehte

hain

agar

subha

uth

kar

ache

insan

ko

yaad

karo

to

din

bhi

acha

guzarta

hai.

Is liye

mene

socha

apko

apni

yaad

sila

doon. :)

Have A Nice Dy.

Assalam O Alaikum.

Good Morning :)

Human Message

Insan bhi kya

shay hai.

Dolat kamane

ke liye apni

sehat kho deta hai,

Aur phir sehat ko

wapis paane

ke liye apni

dolat kho

deta hai.

Mustaqbil ko

soch ke apna

hal zaya

karta hai,

Aur mustaqbil

mein apna maazi yaad

kar ke rota hai.

Jeeta aise hai

jaise kabhi

marna hi nahi,

Aur mar aise 

jata hai jaise

kabhi jiya hi nahi...

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Samandar mein nimbu

ka darakht ho to kaise nimbu

toro ge ?

Student : Kabootar ban ke.

Teacher : Insan ko kabootar

teri maa banaegi ?

Student : To samandar mein

darakht tera baap lagaye ga ?

Mother Message

Insan ki 5 Maa

hoti hain...

1- Apki apni Maa.

2- Nani maa.

3- Dadi maa.

4- Sasu maa.

5- Wo jis ke

barey mein ammi raat ko

kehti hain,

ye 12 baje teri konsi

Maa ka fone ata hai ?

Vanity Message

Mat karna kabhi bhi ghuroor

apne aap par aey,

Insaan.

Na jane Khuda ne

tere aur mere jese

kitney matti se bana ke

matti mein mila diye...

True Message

Acha insan wo hai jis ke

amaal ache hon.

Warna,

Achi batein to bure

log bhi kar lete hain.

Islamic Message

Jab insan ke jism se rooh nikali

jati hai to irshaad hota hai ke

wo insan itni drowni awazein

nikaalta hai ke agar dosra koi 

uski awaaz sun le to wo khauf se

bhag jaye.

Aur kehte hain ke us ke jism mein

itna dard hota hai ke uska jism 

chakna choor hota hai.

Phir irshaad hota hai ke agar wo

insan dobara duniya par aye aur ye

bataye ke mere sath nazah ke waqt

kya hua to Allah ki qasam duniya

ghalat kamon se bach jaye...

Is liye apse guzarish hai ke is 

message ko duniya tak pohchayen.

Hadith Message

1- Allah ki zaat par bharosa karne

wala kabhi nakaam nahi hota.

2- Kisi ka raaz talash mat karo,

maloom hojae to phelao nahi.

3- Koi bhi musibat parne par

maut ki tamanna na karo.

4- Insan ka sabse bada dushman

uske bure dost hai.

5- Kisi ko khush karna naiki hai.

6- Allah us shakhs ko abaad

karta hai jo hadees sunn

kar dosron tak pohchaye.

True Message

" Insan mayoos aur pareshan

isliye hota hai,

Kyun ke ...

Wo apne ' Rab ' ko raazi

karne ke bajaye logon ko

raazi karne mein laga

rehta hai."

True Saying Message

Aik qaafla aik andheri gali se guzra.

Unke paon mein kankariyan chubhin.

Kuch logon ne is khayal se ke ye kisi aur ko 

bhi chubh sakti hain, naiki ki khatir

utha kar jaib mein rakh lein. Kuch ne

ziada aur kuch ne kam.

Jab andhere se bahar aa kar dekha

to wo heere the. Jinho ne uthae wo pachtaye

ke kam kyun uthaye, jinho ne na uthaye

wo bhi pachtaye.

Duniya ki zindagi ki missal isi

andhere ki hai. Naiki kankarion

ki tarhan hai. Is zindagi mein kardi

wo akhrat mein heere jaisi qeemti

hogi aur insan tarse ga ke ziada

kyun na ki...

Allah Message

When i am alone, I crave

company & someone to

support me. No one comes

to help me except Allah !

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When I pretend to be strong

in front of the World, nobody

sees my hidden tears except

Allah !

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When i am sad and I want a 

shoulder to cry on, nobody

support me except Allah !

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Pleasing a human is most

difficult. Pleasing Allah is 

the easiest !

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People sometimes punish me 

for the mistakes I have not

done. Allah ignores and

excuses the ones that I did !

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That's Allah !

The Greatest, The Almighty,

The most Beneficent

The most Merciful...

Subhan Allah.

Exam Message

"Kisi insan ki khoobi ko dekho

to usey bayan karo,

lekin agar khaami mil jaye to

yahan tumhari khoobi ka imtehan

hai."

Water Message

Samandar ke khare pani ko

Allah meetha kar ke uthata

hai

aur

Barish ki shakal mein

barsata hai.

Baraf bana ke paak karta hai.

Wahan se naddi, nalon ki surat darya

mein girte hue zamino ko sairab

karta wapis samandar mein ja girta

hai.

Yehi pani bakri se doodh,

hiran se mushk,

makhi se shehad,

Sanp se zehar,

seep se nagina

aur

Insan ke liye Zindagi ban jata hai.

Yehi pani darakhton mein aam,

saib, anaar, naryal ban jata hai.

Phir sab ka rung, zaiqa, khushbu, taseer 

alag alag aur juda.

Ye sab aijabaat Allah ne aik pani mein

rakhe hain.

Aur tum apne Rab ki kon kon si naimaton ko jhutlaoge.?

Repentance Message

Hazrat Muhammad Sallal Laho Alaihi Wa'a Lehi Wasallam

ne farmaya :

" Jab aik jawan insan tauba karta

hai to mashrik se maghrib tak

ke qabrustano mein se 40 dino

tak azaab hata liya jata hai."

For Youngsters. 

True Message

Kabhi kabhi pathar ki thokar se

bhi aati nahi kharash...

Kabhi aik zara si baat se

insan bikhar jata hai..!!

After Death Message

Maut ke baad

Insan 5 hisson mein

taqseem ho jaega.

1-Rooh.

Malk ul maut le jaega.

2- Maal.

Waris le jayen ge.

3- Gosht.

Keere makorey kha jaenge.

4- Haddiyan.

Mitti kha jae gi.

5- Naikiyan.

Qarzdar le jaenge.

Lekin

Koshish karna 

ke

Emaan

shaitan na le jaye.