Son-Dad Message

Son : Papa main itna jawaan

kab honga ke main mama ko

bina bataye ghar se bahar

ja sakoon ?

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Papa : Beta, itna jawaan to

abhi tak main bhi nahi hua. :) ;p :D

Twins Message

Do hamshakal jurwa bache

sardi ke mausam mein apne

kamre mein bethe the.

Inme se aik hans hans ke

lout pout ho raha tha aur

dosera udas kone mein betha kaanp raha tha.

Baap ne pocha : Tum itna kyun hans

rahe ho ?

Wo bola :

" Kuch nahi papa, aaj mama ne dono

bar isi ko nehla diya hai." :D

Technological Mistake Message

Late night, boy drops the girl

at her home, on the gate, he

puts his hand on the wall

and says :

Can I kiss you ?

Girl Nahi ! Aaj nahi.

Boy : Please ?

Girl : No !

Boy : Dedo na jan !

Girl : No yar abhi nahi.

Boy Sirf aik choti si !

Girl : Kaha na aaj nahi. No !

This continues for 10 minutes.

Then girl's little brother

appears on door,

says :

" Papa keh rahe hain, tum ise

kiss do ya na do tumhari

marzi. Par is beghairat se

kaho intercom ke button se

hath hata le. :D

Postman Message

Postman knocked the door.

A kid came out with cigarette

in mouth and beer in hand.

Postman : Papa hain ?

Kid : Abey dhakkan, Mujhe

dekh ke lagta hai baap

ghar pe hoga ? ;p :D

Kid Message

1 bacha dabanng dekh 

kar aya.

School mein Sir :

Tumhare sare answers ghalat

hain marks dain to kahan ?

Bacha : Kamal karte hain Master ji.

Marks hi to mang rahe hain.

Chup chap de do warna thappar

maar ke bhi le sakte hain.

Sir : Beghairat.

Bacha : Beghairat se yaad aya,

aapke papa kaise hain ?

Sir : Nikal ja meri class se.

Bacha : Chup chap se marks de do

warna answer sheet mein itne ched karenge 

ke confuje ho jaoge ke marks kahan dein

aur zero kahan dein.

Girl Message

Memon girl : Yaar aj papa ne mujhe

apne lover ke sath bike pe jate hue

dekh liya...

2nd girl : Oh no !! Phir kya hua ?

Memon girl :

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Phir kya, papa ne bus ka

kiraya wapis maang liya.. ;p

Innocent Message

Height of Innocence.

Small kid ( On phone ) :

Madam, my son will not come to school today.

Madam : Who are you ?

Kid : My papa is speaking. :D