Student Message

What is the most proudest

moment in a student's Life ?

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Sitting in the exam hall

and asking:

" Saalo meri answer sheet

 kiske pas hai wapis dedo." ;p

Single Message

If you are a Girl/Boy and

you are single !

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Oh shame shame,

kisi ne lift nahi karai :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Tum mere liye kya

kar sakte ho ?

Boy : Bolo kya karun ?

Girl : Mere liye chand la

sakte ho ?

Boy : Phir kya zameen ke gird

tumhare abbu ghoomenge ? ;p :D

Quote Message

You can't get this Quote

at first glance :

" You Love to Hate the one who

Loves the one You Hate to Love."

Keep reading ;p

Theorem Message

Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + Sms

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep.

Hence,

Human = Donkey + Sms

Human - Sms = Donkey

Hence proved that Human

without sending Sms

is Donkey ;-O

Funny Message

Ye sun kar to mere hosh hi

urr gaye,

Faraz..

Jab kam wali masi light jane par

aik dum se boli :

" What the hell is going on man,

plz start the generator."

(-_-)>

/>< /O

O teri khair,

english medium masi :D ;p

Hands Message

My hands never pain typing

message for you. Because...

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I always sent forward

messages :)

Don't be emotional :D

Cockroach Message

2 cockroach ICU mein aik dosre

ke barabar mein admit the.

1st : Kisne maara ?

2nd : Koi nahi re,

aik larki mujhe dekh ke itni

zor se chillai ke mujhe heart attack

agaya :D

Son-Dad Message

Son : Papa main itna jawaan

kab honga ke main mama ko

bina bataye ghar se bahar

ja sakoon ?

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Papa : Beta, itna jawaan to

abhi tak main bhi nahi hua. :) ;p :D

Frogs Message

Two frogs sitting together :

1st : Trrrrr.

2nd : Trrrrr.

1st : trrrr.

2nd : Trrrrr.

1st : Tarartrrrrr.

2nd : Look bro ! Don't change the topic ;p

Newton Message

Newton's wife to Newton :

How am I looking ?

Newton : Tan c/sin c

Wife : What ?

Newton : Tan c/sin c

=(sin c/cos c) sin c

=1/cos c

=sec c ;p

Funny Message

Cheel urri

Kawwa urra

Mena urri

Chirya urri

Monkey urra

Oops !!

Sorry yaar jaldi mein tujhe bhi

urra diya.

Chal aja wapis aja.

Funny Message

Aisa admi jo ghalti pe ho aur

maafi maang le usey

" Aqalmand "

kehte hain aur

Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe bhi

na ho magar phir bhi maafi

maang le usey

" Husband "

kehte hain :D

Officer Message

Officer to drunk guy :

How high are you ?

Drunk guy : No officer, its :

" Hi ! How are you ?" ;p :D

Water Message

Don't drink water while

studying...

Because,

Chemistry says :

" Concentration decreases

when you add water." ;p :D

Word Message

Remember these two words.

It will open many doors in Life...

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1- Push

&

2- Pull :D

Funny Message

Out Class Ghazal... :D

Aaj apni mohabbat ko naya

morr diya usne,

Paas bula ke chal be nikal

bol diya usne.

Pehle hansta tha main mun

khol ke,

Ab to agey wala hi daant torr

diya usne.

Usne sargoshi ka kaha main

betaab ho gaya,

Kaan paas kiya to maror

diya usne.

Sardian aain to laya keeno

mere liye,

Keeno kha ke chilka ankhon

mein nichor diya usne.

Bewafai ki hadd bhi dikha di

ek din usne Zalim !!

Milne ghar gaya to peeche

kutta chor diya usne.. ;p

Film Message

Arbaaz khan is making a

sequel of Dabangg.

Staring :

Emran hashmi

Malika Sherawat

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And the Film name is :

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Palangg :D

Invitation Message

Invitation for

Bar B Q Dinner :

Dear Friends,

You are invited at

* Some text missing *

Thanks :)

Jab pura sms aa jaye to

aa jana.

Koi bahana nahi chalega ;p

Facebook Message

Height of FB update :

Suhaag raat hai,

ghungat utha raha hon main :D

( Via iPhone 1 mint ago ) ;p