Exam Message

3 steps to write in Exam :

1- Look up for

Inspiration.

2- Look down for

Concentration.

and then...

3- Look around for

Information. :D

Facebook Message

1 admi ki wife mar gai. Dost

usko chup karne ke baad :

" Tujhe kuch chahye ?"

Admi : 

" Laptop la de."

Dost :

" Kyun khair ?"

Admi :

" Facebook pe status

to single kardun." ;p

Everyday Message

Roz 1 apple

No doctor.

Roz 1 tulsi patta

No cancer.

Roz 1 lemon

No fat.

Roz 1 cup milk

No bone problems.

Roz 3 litre pani

Skin saaf.

&

Roz mera sms

Mood Fresh. :)

Shakespeare Message

Shakespeare :

We make 100 mistakes daily

but we don't hate our self,

and others make only 1

mistake &

we hate them in a second !!

Pathan Message

Sabzi wala sabzi par paani

chidak raha tha,

kaafi dair hogai tab aik

pathan ghusse se bola :

Bhai sahab ! Agar bhindi ko

hosh aa gaya ho to aik kilo

de do. ;p

Question Message

A question asked in a Talent Test :

If you are married to 1 of

the twin sisters, how would

you recognize your Wife ?

The best answer :

Why the hell should I recognize ? 

=p

Girl-Boy Message

1 larki road pe khari thi,

1 larka samne se bike par

guzra phir wapis aya aur

usse pocha :

Pehchana kya ?

Girl : Nahi.

Boy : Kya yaar abhi to samne

se gaya tha :D

Today's Talk Message

Aaj ki pyari baat :

" Bacha duniya mein sirf 1

hunnar lekar ata hai,

wo hunnar hai Rona

aur 

usey kuch nahi ata.

Aur wo us hunnar se

apni Maa se sab kaam

mana leta hai.

Is liye apne Rab ke samne

Rona seekho

aur apne Rab ko mana lo.

Jo 70 Maaon se bhi

ziada pyar karne wala hai.

Facebook Message

Height of FB update :

Suhaag raat hai,

ghungat utha raha hon main :D

( Via iPhone 1 mint ago ) ;p

Student Life Message

Awesome Student Life !!

Assignment copy karte waqt :

Boy 1 : Ye kya likha hai ?

Boy 2: Jo word samajh araha

hai wo likh.

Jo nahi araha uska aisa hi

design bana de. :D ;p

Teacher-Student message

Teacher to 1 class student :

Chalo beta ye line do lafzon

mein bol kar dikhao

" Teacher main apse pyar karta hoon."

Student : Sorry Miss. Teri meri,

meri teri prem kahani hai

mushkil do lafzon mein ye

bayan na ho paye. ;p

Sardar Message

Dost : Tum apni biwi ko kya

keh kar bulate ho ?

Sardar : Google.

Dost : Wo kyun ?

Sardar : Sawal aik karo,

jawab 10 milte hain.

Village Message

Aik gaun mein kisi buzurg ke mar

jane se school mein chutti ho

gai. School se aate waqt do

bachon ne do buzurgon ko

dekha to aik bola :

Dekh dekh do aur chuttiyan

aa rahi hain.... :D

Genius Message

A genius is one who can do in

1 day what others do in a

hundred days !!

Just like Us !! We cover our

course in 1 day before exam

&
Teachers take the whole

year. ;p

Pathan Message

1 pathan aaina dekh ke

sochne laga,

Yar isko kahin dekha hai.

Thodi dair sochne ke baad

" O teri khair."

Ye to wohi hai

jo mere sath us din baal

katwa raha tha. :D

Couple Message

A couple had a huge fight

one night.

Going to bed Husband said :

" Goodnight old mother

of 3 kids."

Wife replied :
" Goodnight father of none..."

Funny Bus Message

Lo jee bhalai ka to zamana hi

nahi hai...

1 bus mein 1 aunty khari thin,

1 bache ne kaha ap meri

jagah pe beth jayen,

Aunty ne usey zor se thappar

maar diya.

Kyun ?

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Kyun ke...

Bacha apne abbu ki goud 

mein betha tha. :D

Diamond Message

Kabhi us shakhs ko mat khona

jise apka bohot khayal ho,

Warna !!

Aik din apko ehsas hoga

ke

ap ne pathar jama karte karte

heera ganwa diya...

Sad Message

Apne ehsas ko lafzon ki

qaba kyun nahi dete,

Usko chaha hai to phir

usko bata kyun nahi dete,

Wo jo tumhein chor gaya

majburi-e-halaat suna kar,

Uski tasweer ko kamre se

hata kyun nahi dete,

Ye zaruri to nahi aik hi 

mehboob rahe,

Apni sochon ko koi rung

naya kyun nahi dete,

Jab se toota hai mera rabt

meri sanson se,

Mere hi ghar mein mujhe

log jagah kyun nahi dete...

Husband-Wife Message

Shohar Biwi mein baat

cheet band thi.

1 subha shohar ko jaldi

jana tha,

usne raat ko kaghaz pe likha :

" Mujhe subha 5 baje utha

dena."

Aur kaghaz biwi ke takiye 

ke pas rakh diya.

Shohar subha 9 baje utha to

dekha to uske upar bohot

se kaghaz pare the aur sab par

likha tha :

" Khuda ke wastey, uth jao

5 baj gaye hain...!!!"