Husband-Wife Message

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya :

Kahan hain ap ?

Shohar : Tumhein wo jewellery

shop yaad hai jahan tumhein aik

diamond set pasand aya tha ?

Biwi( Khush hote hue ) : Han

han mujhe yaad hai.

Shohar : Main uske sath wali

shop mein baal katwa raha

hoon. :D ;p

Funny Message

Aisa admi jo ghalti pe ho aur

maafi maang le usey

" Aqalmand "

kehte hain aur

Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe bhi

na ho magar phir bhi maafi

maang le usey

" Husband "

kehte hain :D

Studying Message

When I was studying, my mom

was calling me !

But I didn't respond !

I was so deeply involved in

studies but she called me

again & again !

Finally, I shouted ! Please leave

me ! I want to study ! I want to

Study...!!!

Suddenly ! My mom came &

slapped me on face & yelled :

" Idiot !! Stop dreaming...

Wake up and study...!!! "

;p :D

Side Effect Message

Side effect of teaching :

" A guy went to a restaurant,

he wanted to see the menu,

but he forgot what it is

called."

He asked waiter :

" Bring the syllabus please." :D

Friendship Message

A bond of Love

A medal of Trust

A shoulder in Sadness

A hand in Darkness

A special relation to Hold

An ear where secrets

can be Told

An appreciate for

Encouragement

Something that doesn't Cost

A jewel never to be Lost

Is the magic called

* Friends.*

Addicted Message

People smoke & drink for 

few days & get Addicted.

Look at me...

I am studying since

childhood but not yet

addicted to studies. :)

This is called

" Self Control." ;p

Kid-Mother Message

Kid after watching 3 idiots movie...

Mama , balatkaar ka kya

matlab hai ?

Mama : Potty karne ko

balatkaar kehte hain.

Kid in washroom calling

his mom.

Mama, balatkaar karliya,

akar dhula dein. :D

Funny Message

1 larke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha.

Boy was not in that city,

so he ordered 24 red roses for

his girlfriend

&

called her up :

Dear, mene tumhare liye utne

rose bheje hain,

jitne saal ki tum hogai ho....

While delivering,

Florist thought,

Ye aj ka mera sab se acha

customer hai...

Chalo main isse 10 roses free

mein de deta hun.

So he gave 34 instead of 24...

.

.

.

.

.

.

Aur aj tak larka nahi samajh paya

ke uska breakup kyun hua ?

:D

Boy-Girl Message

A boy was teaching maths to a girl.

He kissed her,

again he kissed her and said :
" This is addition."

Then the girl kissed him and said :
" This is subtraction."

Then they kissed each other & said :
" This is multiplication."

Suddenly the girl's dad came,

beat the boy and threw him away and said :
" This is called DIVISION."

:D

Friendship Message

Many people give you

" Crying Tears "

&

" Laughing Smiles "

but there are few people who give you

" Laughing Tears "

&
" Crying Smiles "

These very few people are called

" FRIENDS "