Officer Message

Police Officer : Sir, I am

extremely sorry to say, but your

wife has been involved in a fatal

car crash and we would like you to

come with us so you can identify

the dead body.

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Husband : Ahh... I am bit busy

right now. Can't you take a photo

and tag me on Facebook. If its

her, I will click "LIKE."

:D

Sad Message

Aik aik sans saza ho

chuki thi

Mere jism se rooh juda

ho chuki thi

Wo tab maang raha tha mujhse

apni wafaon ka sila

Jab zindagi hi mujhse bewafa

ho chuki thi.

Gas Message

Never hold your Gases inside.

They travel into your body

& into your brain &

that's why you get

shitty ideas.

So,

Blast Loudly & Proudly. :D

Funny Message

Agar thakawat ya kamzori ki

wajah se ap se hila bhi na

ja raha ho,

to

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Bijli ke switch mein 2 unglian

daalein. Aapka ang ang hil

jayega. :)

Don't be thankful,

Its my duty :D

Sholay Film Dialogue Message

Old Dharmendar to

Modern Basanti.

Dharmendar :

Basanti, in kutton ke

samne mat naachna.

Basanti : Excuse me. Who

the hell are you to order

me like this ?

You stupid guy using

abusive language. You

bloody fool. Hanging 

along with the rusty chain

with so obnoxious smell 

coming from your body.

Keep your mouth shut, Nonsense !

Hey Gabbar ! Play the music.

Hey Samba ! Record my

video & do tag me on

" Facebook."

Islamic Message

Jab insan ke jism se rooh nikali

jati hai to irshaad hota hai ke

wo insan itni drowni awazein

nikaalta hai ke agar dosra koi 

uski awaaz sun le to wo khauf se

bhag jaye.

Aur kehte hain ke us ke jism mein

itna dard hota hai ke uska jism 

chakna choor hota hai.

Phir irshaad hota hai ke agar wo

insan dobara duniya par aye aur ye

bataye ke mere sath nazah ke waqt

kya hua to Allah ki qasam duniya

ghalat kamon se bach jaye...

Is liye apse guzarish hai ke is 

message ko duniya tak pohchayen.

Prayer Message

Ae Khuda !!

Aisa na ho ke aazmaish mujhe gumrah kar dain,

Tu mere jism, meri rooh, mere dil ko paak karde.

Ye zindagi meri duniyadari mein uljhi hai,

Jaisa tu chahta hai ab mujhe wesa karde.

Mere har faisle mein teri raza ho shamil,

Jo tera hukum ho wo mera irada karde.. Aameen..

Have a Nice Day

Asalam O Alaikum.

Funny Message

When stars shine at night in sky,

My body blasts like bomb.

Nahi samjhe ?

Mohterma Nasebo Lal farmati hain :

Jadun raat nu niklan taare,

Mera badan patakhey maare. :D