Studying Message

When I was studying, my mom

was calling me !

But I didn't respond !

I was so deeply involved in

studies but she called me

again & again !

Finally, I shouted ! Please leave

me ! I want to study ! I want to

Study...!!!

Suddenly ! My mom came &

slapped me on face & yelled :

" Idiot !! Stop dreaming...

Wake up and study...!!! "

;p :D

Sardar Message

Sales man : Bhai, cockroach ke lye

powder lelo.

Sardar : Nahi bhai, cockroach

ko itna bhi free nahi karna.

Aj powder le dya to kal

body spray mange ge. :D

Life Message

1- Life is not about a handsome

guy or a cute girl by your side,

but about an idiot friend with

whom you can discuss all things

about the handsome guy or

cute girl. :)

2- Its not about Nokia N series,

but about the last battery point

present when you have to say

something special to somebody. :)

3- Its not about 10 hours work,

but about the 15 minutes break. :)

4- Its not about wishing a friend

on birthday, but about handling

your friend after forgetting it. :)

5- Life is about all the small

moments you live daily...

The more you enjoy Life, the

more Life gives you the reasons

to enjoy. :)

Stay Blessed...!!!

Crushes Message

Crushes are more beautiful

than affairs...

Because,

There is no

responsibility,

No worry,

No commitment,

No self respect...

Just look at your crush and

smile like an Idiot....!!!! ;p

Insult Message

When someone insults you...

Think before you react...

It takes 72 muscles to get

angry,

Only 14 muscles to smile.

But,

Only 4 muscles to extend your

hands and Slap that Idiot. :D

Funny Friends message

If you pass in exam :

Mom : Kitni khushi ki baat hai.

Dad : Mera beta sher hai.

Lover : So sweet !! Muahh !!

&
Friends : Kutte ! Kamine ! Zalil ! Tu

ne itna kab parha ? ;p

Mario Message

Today, I met Mario.

I greeted him and asked :

" Do you remember me ?"

He said : "No."

I said : " Idiot !!

I lost my childhood to

save your girlfriend."

:D

Facebook Message

If you wanna make someone look like an idiot on facebook.

Just comment on their status and when they reply back,

Just delete your comment. ;p

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Tum barey ho ke kya karoge ?

Syudent : Shadi.

Teacher : Mera matlab hai kya banoge ?

Student : Dulha.

Teacher : I mean bare ho ke kya hasil karoge ?

Student : Dulhan.

Teacher : Idiot, mera matlab hai ke bare ho ke ammi & abbu ke liye kya karoge ?

Student : Bahu launga.

Teacher : Stupid, tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain ?

Student : Pota.

Teacher : Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai ?

Student Shadi.