Question Message

Q : What would be the most

Romantic Horrible scene ?

Ans : A guy is enjoying french

kiss with her girlfriend and

suddenly she Vomits !! :D

Girls Message

" 7 Types of Girls."

1- Hard Disk Girls :

Remember everything forever.

2- Ram Girls :

Forgets about you the moment

you turn her off.

3- Screensaver Girls :

Just for looking.

4- Internet Girls :

Difficult to access.

5- Server Girls :

Always busy when needed.

6- Multimedia Girls :

Makes horrible things

looks beautiful.

7- Virus :
These types of girls are

normally called " Wife."

Once enters in your system

don't leave even after format..:D

Islamic Message

Jab insan ke jism se rooh nikali

jati hai to irshaad hota hai ke

wo insan itni drowni awazein

nikaalta hai ke agar dosra koi 

uski awaaz sun le to wo khauf se

bhag jaye.

Aur kehte hain ke us ke jism mein

itna dard hota hai ke uska jism 

chakna choor hota hai.

Phir irshaad hota hai ke agar wo

insan dobara duniya par aye aur ye

bataye ke mere sath nazah ke waqt

kya hua to Allah ki qasam duniya

ghalat kamon se bach jaye...

Is liye apse guzarish hai ke is 

message ko duniya tak pohchayen.