Winter Season Message

Mausam ne li Angrai

Aur tumne nikaal li Razai.

Ice cream se hui Larai

Moong phali hai ghar mein Aai.

Cold drink se mun mor liya

Coffee se naata jor liya.

Zara si thand kya pari,

Tumne to nahana hi chor diya.

" Happy Winter Season."

Friends Message

Why do I miss my friends ??

Because,

They open their answer sheet during paper and say :
" Le chaap le jaldi warna latak jayega."

Apna homework khatam karke copy dete aur kehte :

" Kal pura kar lena warna sir class se bahar kar denge."

School se chutti ke waqt apni ice cream dete aur kehte :

" Le kha aur apne paise qabar mein leke jana."

Jab larai hoti to doseri desk par beth ke gana gate :

" Dost dost na raha, pyar pyar na raha."

Farewell party mein ankhon mein nami aur honton pe sawa :
Tu bhool to nahi jayega na?"

Aur aaj na wo hai,

Na break ki tan tan,

Na homework.

Sirf yaadein hain aur ankhon mein nami.

Love you Guys. :-*

Beggar Message

1 faqeer 1 ghar ke pas awaz laga raha tha,

" Koi baba nu Allah de na te roti khawa do."

Baba rice vi kha lenda ay,

Baba ice cream vi kha lenda hai,

Baba burger vi kha lenda ay,

Baba sandwich vi kha lenda ay.

Ghar ke andar se awaz ai :

Baba " Chittar " vi kha lenda ay ke nahi ..? 

:D

Rights Message

Bacha : Abbu paise dein

ice cream khani hai.

Baap : Chal bey, bhaag yahan se.

Bacha : Jab khila nahi sakte to paida kyun karte hooooooooooooooo ?

Apne Haq ke liye aj se 

** BOL **

Almond Milk Shake

Almond milk shake

2kg milk mein hasbe zarurat sugar daal ke pakain ke milk 1 kg reh jaye.

Phir usme 150gm almonds bareek pees ke mila dein.

Thanda karne ke baad usse blender mein blend karein.

Glasses mein nikaal kar uske upar ice cream aur rose water ke chand katre daal kar paish karen.

Funny Message

I saw a dream last night

Only You & Me

You were looking so innocent,

You know why?

Because

I was eating Kulfi & You were saying :

Ek chak to marne de yaar .. :(