Q : How to kill an ant ?
Asked in exam for 15 marks.
Student : Mix chili powder
with sugar & keep it outside
the ant's hole.
After eating, ant will search
for some water near a water
tank.
Push ant into it. Now ant will go
to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb
into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in
ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from
its mouth and kill the ant.
Moral : Don't play with students,
they can do anything for
15 marks. :)
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