Husband-Wife Message

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya :

Kahan hain ap ?

Shohar : Tumhein wo jewellery

shop yaad hai jahan tumhein aik

diamond set pasand aya tha ?

Biwi( Khush hote hue ) : Han

han mujhe yaad hai.

Shohar : Main uske sath wali

shop mein baal katwa raha

hoon. :D ;p

Facebook Message

Facebook Fever :

Once a guy updated his

status,

" I am gonna sleep on

terrace tonight..."

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After sometime,

17 mosquitoes liked his status ;p