Mom-Son Message

Aik larka ghar dair se lauta.

Maa : Kahan they ?

Beta : Emotional film

dekhne gaya tha :
" Maa ka Pyaar."

Maa : Ab andar jaa ke

acton film dekh :

Baap ki Maar.

Girl-Boy Message

1 larki road pe khari thi,

1 larka samne se bike par

guzra phir wapis aya aur

usse pocha :

Pehchana kya ?

Girl : Nahi.

Boy : Kya yaar abhi to samne

se gaya tha :D

Studying Message

When I was studying, my mom

was calling me !

But I didn't respond !

I was so deeply involved in

studies but she called me

again & again !

Finally, I shouted ! Please leave

me ! I want to study ! I want to

Study...!!!

Suddenly ! My mom came &

slapped me on face & yelled :

" Idiot !! Stop dreaming...

Wake up and study...!!! "

;p :D

Winter Season Message

Mausam ne li Angrai

Aur tumne nikaal li Razai.

Ice cream se hui Larai

Moong phali hai ghar mein Aai.

Cold drink se mun mor liya

Coffee se naata jor liya.

Zara si thand kya pari,

Tumne to nahana hi chor diya.

" Happy Winter Season."

Funny Message

Height of Dreaming

Bill gates came in my Dream

one night and asked :

.

.

.

.

.

.

" Dada "

Tere pass Windows XP ki

CD hai ? :D

Knowledge Message

Not Vulgarity but Knowledge :

In ancient England, people

could not have sex without

Kings permission.

So, to have a baby, they were

supposed to get King's consent.

They were then given a card

to hang on their door while

having sex, which read as :

" Fornication Under the Consent

of King ( F.U.C.K.) "

So the word " Fuck " came

into existence...!!!

Kisi ko pata tha kya ?

Ya bas ainvayi Fuck Fuck

karte rehte ho ...

Date Message

On a date...

Night was dark

Moon was high

Boy stopped bike

Girl asked why

He came close

She felt shy

and boy said:

" Dhakka maa heroin,

petrol khatam hogaya hai." :D

Sad Message

Matti se bana tha,

matti hi ban jaunga.

Is se agey na kuch kar paya,

na kuch kar paunga.

Rota hua aya tha,

rulata hua jaunga.

Pairon ki dhool hun Hawaon

 mein bikhar jaunga.

Jab duniya teri chor kar

yahan se jaunga.

Dekh lena dost tum ko

bohot yaad aunga.