Women are like Electric
Current !!
If handled with care they will
Light up your Life !!
But,
If mishandled they will give
you shocks throughout your
Life !! :)
Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts
Sunday, 20 November 2011
Monday, 31 October 2011
Women Message
Women was taken out of
man
not out of his head to
top him
nor out of his feet to
be trampled underfoot
but out of his side to be
equal to him,
under his arms to be
protected and near his
heart to be loved !
Friday, 14 October 2011
Funny Women Message
Do aurton ko 2o saal ki saza mili.
20 saal aik sath jail mein
guzarne ke baad jab dono riha
hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha :
Chalo ab baqi batein
ghar pohoch kar karte hain. :D
Wednesday, 14 September 2011
Funny Message
Question : Why do women
live longer than men ?
Answer : Shopping never
causes Heart attacks.
But,
Paying the bill does... :D
Saturday, 20 August 2011
Women Message
Women have an amazingly
mysterious ability of
communication.
They listen half,
understand quarter
but can tell double :)
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
Islamic Message
Jannat ki aurton aur hooron ki khas
khubi ye hai ke woh nigahein neeche
rakhne wali hain.
( Surah-e-Rehman )
Aur apni zaib-o-zeenat zahir na
karein siwae uske jo azkhud zahir
ho jaye.
( Surah-e-Noor )
Agar tum Allah se darne wali ho to baat
mein naram andaaz na ikhtiyar karo ke
dil ki kharabi mein mubtala koi shakhs
lalach mein parr jaye.
( Surah-e-Ahzab ).
Thursday, 21 July 2011
Love But Funny Message
Q- Define Love & explain in detail.
Ans-
Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men and women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.
Types :
One sided & two sided.
Age :
Usually occurs in Teenage.
But,
Now a days can be found in any age.
Symptoms :
Tension
Day dreaming
Phone addiction.
Diagnosis by :
Diary
Photos
Mobile.
Treatment :
Anti-Love therapy by Father/Mother's footwear. ;p
Saturday, 9 July 2011
Men-Women Message
Men are very Kind
&
Women are very mean !!
PROOF
Most women don't like to help unknown men...
But all Men are always ready to help unknown women..! ;-p
Sunday, 26 June 2011
Funny Message
Studies se 90 % of women don't like men in pink T-shirts.
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Ironically, 90 % of men in pink T-shirts don't like women either.. ;p
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