Question Message

Q : What would be the most

Romantic Horrible scene ?

Ans : A guy is enjoying french

kiss with her girlfriend and

suddenly she Vomits !! :D

Technological Mistake Message

Late night, boy drops the girl

at her home, on the gate, he

puts his hand on the wall

and says :

Can I kiss you ?

Girl Nahi ! Aaj nahi.

Boy : Please ?

Girl : No !

Boy : Dedo na jan !

Girl : No yar abhi nahi.

Boy Sirf aik choti si !

Girl : Kaha na aaj nahi. No !

This continues for 10 minutes.

Then girl's little brother

appears on door,

says :

" Papa keh rahe hain, tum ise

kiss do ya na do tumhari

marzi. Par is beghairat se

kaho intercom ke button se

hath hata le. :D

Funny Gay Message

A biker stops a young girl who

was just about to jump off a

bridge.

He asks her :

" Do you mind giving me the best

kiss before you jump ?"

She quietly accepted & gave

him 1 of the deepest kisses

ever.

When she finished he said :

" Wow ! This is the best kiss

I ever had. Why are committing 

suicide ?"

She replied :
" My parents don't like me

dressing up like a girl...

And my name is TOM !!" :D ;p

Jealousy Message

Duniya se kuch alag hain

mere dil ke mashghale,

Kaanton ko choomta hoon

ke Phoolon ka dil jaley..!!

Funny Message

A girl fell down from 80th floor.

A boy caught her on 65th floor

and asked her :

Will you hug me ?

She replied :

Of course not.

The boy dropped her.

She was caught on 30th floor

by another boy.

He asked her

Will you kiss me ?

No not at all, she replied.

He dropped her too.

She prayed for the last chance

when a boy hold her on 5th floor.

She immediately said...

Ok I will hug you and kiss you.

Boy dropped her saying

.

.

.

.

Astaghfirullah..!!

Mera roza hai.

Miss You Message

My eyes are hurting coz I can't see u 

                                               My arms are empty coz I can't hold you

 My lips are cold coz I can't kiss u 

&

 My heart is breaking coz I'm not with you :'(

I Miss You :(

Stain Message

Ek larki ne chote bache ke gaal

pe kiss ki

.

Girl : Oh sorry !! Tumhare

gaal pe lipstick lag gai.

Bacha : Kuch acha karne se agar daagh

lagte hain, to daagh ache hote hain. :D

Bad Luck Message

Height of my Bad Luck !!

I want to kiss the most cute person in the world but ...

....

.........

............

..................

.......................

...............................

My Lips can't touch my CHEEKS :D

Love Message

Girl: Do you really love me?
Boy: Of course I do.
Girl: I wanna hear you say it.
Boy: I don’t have to.
Girl: Why not ?
Boy: Because.
Girl: I just want to hear you say it in words.
Boy: I can’t.

The girl started to cry softly and said, Then you don't love me.

The two continued to walk in silence. They reached the girls home.

Girl: Why ?
Boy: Do you really want to know ?
Girl: (hesitantly) Yes.
He hugged her gently, kissed the tip of her nose and whispered in her ear, :::Because three words are not enough:::

Best Moments Message

EIGHT best moments in Life..!!

1- Giving your first salary to your Parents.

2- Thinking your Love with tears.

3- Looking old photos & smiling.

4- A sweet & emotional chat with friends.

5- Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.

6- Getting a hug from one who cares you.

7- First kiss to your child when he/she is born.

8- The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.

Wish you all such Great moments. !
Have a wonderful Life !!

Husband-Wife Message

Husband in susral :
Begum I want to kiss you..

Wife : Abbu ka ghar hai mujhe sharam ati hai.

Husband : To mere baap ke ghar ko tu ne beghairati ka adda samjha hua hai ?

:D