Akon Message

One day one black kid

knock Rajnikanth home

Rajni : Ae kon ??

Since than that kid is known as

Akon :D

Teacher-Student message

Teacher to 1 class student :

Chalo beta ye line do lafzon

mein bol kar dikhao

" Teacher main apse pyar karta hoon."

Student : Sorry Miss. Teri meri,

meri teri prem kahani hai

mushkil do lafzon mein ye

bayan na ho paye. ;p

Postman Message

Postman knocked the door.

A kid came out with cigarette

in mouth and beer in hand.

Postman : Papa hain ?

Kid : Abey dhakkan, Mujhe

dekh ke lagta hai baap

ghar pe hoga ? ;p :D

Funny Bus Message

Lo jee bhalai ka to zamana hi

nahi hai...

1 bus mein 1 aunty khari thin,

1 bache ne kaha ap meri

jagah pe beth jayen,

Aunty ne usey zor se thappar

maar diya.

Kyun ?

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Kyun ke...

Bacha apne abbu ki goud 

mein betha tha. :D

Racism Message

Height Of Racism :

A white kid goes and stands

between two black kids.

And says :

" Mommy, see I made

an Oreo...!!!:D

Kid-Mother Message

Kid after watching 3 idiots movie...

Mama , balatkaar ka kya

matlab hai ?

Mama : Potty karne ko

balatkaar kehte hain.

Kid in washroom calling

his mom.

Mama, balatkaar karliya,

akar dhula dein. :D

Pathan Message

Pathan ne 1 bacha aghwa kiya

aur kaghaz pe ye likh ke bache

pe chipkaya :

10 lakh kal subha pull ke neche

pohcha do.!

Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhej dya.

Dosere din wo pull ke neeche gaya

to usey paise mil gaye

aur sath kaghaz pe likha tha :

Khuda qasam,

paise ka gham nahi,

gham is baat ka hai ke

Pathan ne Pathan ko loota :D

Facebook Message

A student's facebook status

during class :

" I am online from class."

Comment from his teacher :

" Beta test mein zero mila hai.

Aakar dekhe ga ya tag karun?"

:D

Kid Message

1 bacha dabanng dekh 

kar aya.

School mein Sir :

Tumhare sare answers ghalat

hain marks dain to kahan ?

Bacha : Kamal karte hain Master ji.

Marks hi to mang rahe hain.

Chup chap de do warna thappar

maar ke bhi le sakte hain.

Sir : Beghairat.

Bacha : Beghairat se yaad aya,

aapke papa kaise hain ?

Sir : Nikal ja meri class se.

Bacha : Chup chap se marks de do

warna answer sheet mein itne ched karenge 

ke confuje ho jaoge ke marks kahan dein

aur zero kahan dein.

Funny Message

Aik bacha roz Maths sir ko

phone lagata hai.

Sir ki wife : Kitni baar kaha wo

mar gaye hain.

Bar bar phone kyun karte ho ?

Bacha : Sunn ke acha lagta hai :D

Stain Message

Ek larki ne chote bache ke gaal

pe kiss ki

.

Girl : Oh sorry !! Tumhare

gaal pe lipstick lag gai.

Bacha : Kuch acha karne se agar daagh

lagte hain, to daagh ache hote hain. :D

Innocent Message

Height of Innocence.

Small kid ( On phone ) :

Madam, my son will not come to school today.

Madam : Who are you ?

Kid : My papa is speaking. :D

Funny Message

Nokrani se bartan toot gaya to Malkin ne kaha :
Kamini ye kya kiya tu ne ?

Bacha : Mama ye kamini kya hai ?

Maa ye sochte hue ke bacha gali na seekh jae

kaha : " Sehat mand."

Agle din phir 1 aur bartan toot gaya ,

malkin ne phir se gali di : 

Haramzadi phir bartan tor dya.

Bacha : Maa, haramzadi kya hai ?

Maa : " Kamzor."

1 din bachey ki nani beemar hogai,

bacha maa ke sath nani ko dekhne gaya aur kehne laga :

Mama, pehle nani itni Kamini thin,

ab kitni Haramzadi hoti jaahi hain. :D ;p

K.G. Student Message

K.G. ke bache ki shairi :

Mohabbat te naam pe shaja pai hai..

Gol Falmayen...

Mohabbat te naam pe shaja pai hai..

Baki sher baad mein abhi meleko SUSU ai hai.. :D

Rights Message

Bacha : Abbu paise dein

ice cream khani hai.

Baap : Chal bey, bhaag yahan se.

Bacha : Jab khila nahi sakte to paida kyun karte hooooooooooooooo ?

Apne Haq ke liye aj se 

** BOL **

Funny Message

Kid's dad joined face book.

Kid status update :

" Dad on fb !! WTF !!

Dad asked him what is WTF.?

Kid replied :
Welcome to Face Book.. ;-p

Dad " Likes " the status. :D