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Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Feeling Message

Life's most deepest feelings
are often expressed in silence
and
the one who can read
volumes from your silence is
your true Companion.

Scientist Message

Scientists have approved that
12904583179 people on the earth
are lazy because they didn't 
even read the number given
above.. ;p


Hahaha :D

Sunday, 20 November 2011

Facebook Message

Na cheeno mere mulk ke
naujawano se Facebook
ki service,

Faraz.


Aik yehi to book hai jo wo
dil laga kar parhte hain.

Monday, 31 October 2011

Funny Message

Taras ata hai mujhe apni
masoom si palkon par


Jab wo bheeg ke kehti hain ke
hum se ab kisi aur ki shadi
ka card parha nahi jata.

(,")
<))>

Ammi bas ab bohot hogaya ! :(

Sunday, 23 October 2011

English Sentence Message

Was It A Car Or A Cat I Saw 

This is the only English
sentence which even if we
read from right to left,
it will be the same sentence. :)

Funny Message

Can you read it fast in English !



My
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They my
They they my
A my they na my
They they na my...

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Khuley nahi hain maaf karo ! ;p :D

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

Adult Message

Adult sms
Only who are 18+, read this sms
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Please next election mein vote kisi
insaan ke bache ko dena.

Thanks :D

Friday, 23 September 2011

Truth Gravity Message

Beautiful Truth Against Gravity :

Read Carefully...

The heart feels Light when
someone is In It . :)

But...

It feels very heavy when
someone Leaves It. :(

Saturday, 10 September 2011

Student Message

1 to 3 class student :
" Hey ! I studied everything for
exam." :)

4 to 6 :
" That question was very hard
so I left only that question." :)

7 to 9 :
" Read only important questions." :)

10 to 11 :
" I think 4 chapters are enough
to get pass." :)

12th class :
" Yar kal exam kiska hai ?" ;)

and in Universities :
" O yar, bata to deta aj paper
tha, mere pas pen bhi nahi hai." :D

Friday, 2 September 2011

Love Message

When you read a Love message
you never think of the person
who sent you the sms...

But you think of the person
whom you Love the most !!

Strange but True...

Kharcha kiska
aur
Charcha kiska :D

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Husband-Wife Message

Wife: I read a research today, 

I Wonder why do Girls live longer than Boys?
Husband : Sweetheart, because shopping never causes Heart Attacks, .. But 

Paying the Bills does.... :D

Thursday, 18 August 2011

Thank Allah Message

Millions of reasons to thank
Allah.
If you have food in your fridge,
clothes on your back,
a roof over your head and a place to sleep,
you are richer than 75 % of the entire World.

If you have money in your wallet,
a little change and can go anywhere you want,
you are among 18 % of the World's wealthier people.

If you woke up this morning with more health than
illness,
you are more blessed than the millions of people who 
will not survive this week and die.

If you can actually READ this message,
you are more fortunate than three billion
people in the world who cannot see,
cannot read or suffer mental retardation.

Life is not complaining
about pain from others,
its about a thousand other
reasons to Thank Allah.
Have a blessed Life,
 Aameen.

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Love Message

Kitabein ishq ki parh kar,
na samjho khud ko Aashiq Tum..!!

Ye " Dil " ka kaam " Dil walon "
ko karne do to acha hai.

Monday, 25 July 2011

Hide Message

Never hide your secrets from a person who can read your eyes.
Because...


The one who reads your eyes is also
expert in reading your heart.

Sunday, 24 July 2011

Pathan Message

Pathan : Doctor sahab kya chashma laga kar hum padh sakey ga ?

Doctor : Bilkul.

Pathan : Phir theek hai.
Warna hum to bilkul an-padh hai. :D