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Showing posts with label Plot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Plot. Show all posts

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Aap mujhe kitna pyar
karte ho ?

Husband : Shah Jahan jitna.

Wife : mere marne ke baad
Taj Mahal banaoge ?

Husband : Mene to plot bhi le liya
hai, susti to tum kar rahi hai.

Monday, 12 September 2011

Funny Crazy Message

Yaar tumse pochna tha ke agar hum
quadratic formula use karte hue
zero ko equivalent lein aur variable
ka square root nikaal ke usko
integrate karein to jo answer aye usko
placed equation mein put kar ke
evaluate karen and constant ko
neglect karke uska inverse nikaal
ke graph paper par plot karen to
kya us paper ka jahaaz ban
jayega ? =P