Mr. Bean message

You don't need words to show

that you care for someone.

Like Mr. Bean, he barely

speaks but he never leaves

his teddy bear behind.

That's caring :)

Hurt Message

If you deeply hurt a person who

loves you madly,

He might forgive you but he will

never gather the courage to

love you again.

Husband-Wife Message

A husband comes home from

prayers

He greets his wife & lifts her

up, he then carries her around

the house with a beaming smile.

Wife is so surprised & she

asks : Did the maulvi sahab

preach about being romantic

today ?

Husband says : No, he said. We

must carry our burdens & sorrows

with a smile..

Allah Message

Lot of things go

Unquestioned

&

A lot of questions go

Unanswered.

Few words go

Unsaid

&

Few go

Unheard.

Some dreams are born

Dead

&

Some are buried

Alive.

Some flowers grow best in the

sun, others do well in the shade !

Allah always knows what is

best for us. So, He puts us where

we grow the best.

Always hope for the best and

Trust the Almighty Allah.

He is everywhere and never

let anyone alone.

Call Message

Unknown Call...

He : Do you have boyfriend ?

She : Yes, who are you ?

He : I am your brother ! Just

wait till I come home !! :)

... ...

Another unknown call...

He : Do you have a boyfriend ?

She : No no, I don't !

He : What ? :-O I am your boyfriend,

you just break my heart.

She : No no no darling I am sorry

I thought you are my brother.

He : Right ! I am your brother !

Just wait till I come home, I'll show

you later. :D

Teacher Message

Teacher : Chand par pehla

qadam kisne rakha tha ?

Bengali : Neil Armstrong ne.

Teacher : Aur dosra ?

Bengali : Kamal karti ho Miss

ap bhi,

wo langra thori tha.

Sad Message

Aik aik sans saza ho

chuki thi

Mere jism se rooh juda

ho chuki thi

Wo tab maang raha tha mujhse

apni wafaon ka sila

Jab zindagi hi mujhse bewafa

ho chuki thi.

Boyfriend Message

Boyfriend is a Virus

He will enter your Life

Scan your Pocket

Transfer you Money

Edit your Mind

Download his Problems

Delete your Smile

&

Hang your Life...

So,

Avoid your boyfriend

and be a professional

antivirus :D

Police Message

Police : Double sawari par pabandi

hai aur tum 4 beth ke ja rahe ho ?

Student pareshani se peeche

dekhte hue :

:-O

"Oyeee ! Paanchwa kahan gira diya ?

Usne hi to treat deni thi." :D ;p

Wish Message

Kash unko kabhi fursat mein

ye khayal aa jaye,

Shahid !

Koi yaad karta hai unhein

zindagi samajh kar...

Side Effect Message

Side effect of teaching :

" A guy went to a restaurant,

he wanted to see the menu,

but he forgot what it is

called."

He asked waiter :

" Bring the syllabus please." :D

Man-Woman Message

When a man holds a

woman's hand before

marriage,

it is Love.

But...

When he holds it

after marriage,

Its

Self-Defense ! :D

Saying Message

Excellent Saying :

" Trust a person to such an

extent that he feels guilty

to cheat you."

Funny Gay Message

A biker stops a young girl who

was just about to jump off a

bridge.

He asks her :

" Do you mind giving me the best

kiss before you jump ?"

She quietly accepted & gave

him 1 of the deepest kisses

ever.

When she finished he said :

" Wow ! This is the best kiss

I ever had. Why are committing 

suicide ?"

She replied :
" My parents don't like me

dressing up like a girl...

And my name is TOM !!" :D ;p

Night Message

Raat ki tanhai mein unko

awaz diya karte hain,

Raat mein sitaron se unka

zikar kiya karte hain,

Woh ayen ya na ayen hamare

khwabon mein,

Hum to bas unhi ka intezar

kiya karte hain...

Good Night

Pathan Message

1 pathan aaina dekh ke

sochne laga,

Yar isko kahin dekha hai.

Thodi dair sochne ke baad

" O teri khair."

Ye to wohi hai

jo mere sath us din baal

katwa raha tha. :D

Sad Message

Apni yaadein apni baatein

lekar jana bhool gaya,

Jane wala jaldi mein tha

mil kar jana bhool gaya,

Mur mur kar dekha tha usne

adhe raste mein,

Jaise usne kehna tha kuch

jo wo kehna bhool gaya,

Waqt-e-rukhsat meri ankhein

poch raha tha anchal se,

Usko gham tha itna ziada

khud wo rona bhool gaya.

Sad Message

Hum kitne bewafa hain ke ek

dum unke dil se nikal gaye,

Wasi !!

Unmein kitni wafa thi ke aj tak

hamare dil se nahi gaye...

Girls Message

Girls are over Imaginative.

A boy sends a text :

Hey !

Girl(To herself): OMG !!

He just text me. I wonder what

he wants. Maybe he just wants to

talk. Or maybe he's mad at me,

but all he said was hey. I should

just answer him, don't want to

keep him waiting. Well maybe

I'll wait another 3 minutes so he

thinks i am busy. No, that's so

obvious. Could this mean he's

into me? Or is he just bored ?

Either way is fine, I mean I don't

care if he likes me back.Who said

tat I even liked him ? Huh... I am

gonna text back now. Should I reply Hi

or Hey ? Hey with 3 Y's ? No that's

stupid. 2 Y's work. He wont know if

I did it on purpose or if it was

accidental. Ok !! I got this.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Girl : Heyy !!!!

Boy : Sister, plz mark my

attendance at uni... ;p :D

Date Message

On a date...

Night was dark

Moon was high

Boy stopped bike

Girl asked why

He came close

She felt shy

and boy said:

" Dhakka maa heroin,

petrol khatam hogaya hai." :D