Soldier Message

A newly married and desperate

soldier sends a hand grenade

to his mother-in-law, with

a note :

" Dear Sasu ji, if you pull this ring,

I'll be able to get 3 days leave..!!

Question Message

A question asked in a Talent Test :

If you are married to 1 of

the twin sisters, how would

you recognize your Wife ?

The best answer :

Why the hell should I recognize ? 

=p

Funny Marriage Message

When you are in Love,

you make wonders happen...

But

When you are married,

you wonder what happened ! :D

Parents-My Home Message

My Parents say its not your

house. You have to get married

one day.

But...

When its time to clean !!

It magically becomes my

house and mom says:

" You live in a house,

not a Hotel."

Strange... ;p :(

Facebook Message

A pretty girl 18 years Old,

Having two Fathers,

Three Mothers, 

15 Brothers,

17 Sisters,

7 Children

and

she was married 6 times

and

she is still a Virgin !!

What's her secret ?

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With Facebook,

Anything is possible. :D;p

Girl Message

Who is a Girl

A girl is like a choti si chirya

The thing most nazuk in this world

The bachpana of Girls are so masoom

After that, the world keeps them

into a pinjra full of pabandiyan

This innocent creature looks

like a pari

Who loses her parr after

getting married

She leads all her zindagi in

serving others

She also has a dil but it gets

dukh hi dukh

A libaas of happiness and

pleasure she wears

But in every corner you find a

Girl shedding qeemti tears.

Salute to all Girls :)

Married Man message

A married man had written on the back of his car.....

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" Please... Don't Disturb,

Already Disturbed."