Recover Message

5 things you cannot recover

in Life :

Stone after thrown

Word after said

Occasion after missed

Time after gone

and

Trust after lost...!!!

Student Life Message

Awesome Student Life !!

Assignment copy karte waqt :

Boy 1 : Ye kya likha hai ?

Boy 2: Jo word samajh araha

hai wo likh.

Jo nahi araha uska aisa hi

design bana de. :D ;p

Bye Message

" Bye "

aik chota sa lafz hai

Jo bohot takleef deta hai.

Ehsas dilata hai ke jis ke sath

ap hain kya pata phir kabhi

na hon.

Isliye kabhi Bye na kahein.

Hamesha kahein...

.

.

.

.

.

.

" Chal Nikal." :D

Knowledge Message

Not Vulgarity but Knowledge :

In ancient England, people

could not have sex without

Kings permission.

So, to have a baby, they were

supposed to get King's consent.

They were then given a card

to hang on their door while

having sex, which read as :

" Fornication Under the Consent

of King ( F.U.C.K.) "

So the word " Fuck " came

into existence...!!!

Kisi ko pata tha kya ?

Ya bas ainvayi Fuck Fuck

karte rehte ho ...

Dad-Son Message

Son : Sir ne mujhe mara.

Dad : Kyun ?

Son : Sir ne poch 2x3= ?

Mene kaha 6. Phir unhon

ne pocha

3x2= ?

Dad : Abey ullu ke pathe 1 hi to baat hai.

Son : Mene bhi theek aise hi kaha tha.

Arab Couple Message

Arab couple went to London.

One day in the hotel room,

the husband heard his wife

scream,"Far ! Faaaaaaaarr!"

(Which is the Arabic word for

mouse.)

He wanted to inform room

service but didn't know what the

English word for Faaar is?

Husband : hello, room service ?

Room service : Yes sir, how

can I help you ?

Husband : Do you know Tom & Jerry ?

Room service : Yes sir, I know Tom &

Jerry.

Husband : Habibi, Jerry is here :)

Funny Electricity Message

Wikipedia : Enter a word...

I have pages to tell.!

Google : Enter a query...

I have unlimited ways to

answer.!

Internet : Without me, you

both are nothing.!

Computer : Without me, you

all are useless.!

Electricity : Kon bola....Idhar

beth kar ? ;p :D 

Single Message

Single is not a Status,

its a word that describes a

person who is strong enough

to live & enjoy Life without

depending on others. :)

Thank Allah Message

Millions of reasons to thank

Allah.

If you have food in your fridge,

clothes on your back,

a roof over your head and a place to sleep,

you are richer than 75 % of the entire World.

If you have money in your wallet,

a little change and can go anywhere you want,

you are among 18 % of the World's wealthier people.

If you woke up this morning with more health than

illness,

you are more blessed than the millions of people who 

will not survive this week and die.

If you can actually READ this message,

you are more fortunate than three billion

people in the world who cannot see,

cannot read or suffer mental retardation.

Life is not complaining

about pain from others,

its about a thousand other

reasons to Thank Allah.

Have a blessed Life,

 Aameen.

Lovely Message

1 lafz

Mohabbat hai

ise kar ke dekho,

tum tarap na jao to kehna...

1 lafz

Muqaddar hai

isse lar ke dekho,

tum haar na jao to kehna...

1 lafz

Wafa hai

zamane mein nahi milti,

kahin dhoond pao to kehna...

1 lafz

ansu hai

ise seh kar to dekho,

tum toot ke bikhar na jao to kehna...

1 lafz

Allah hai

use pukaar kar to dekho,

sab kuch paa na lo to kehna...

Friendship Message

Dua ki sorat mein Doston ki khatir,

Jo mere honton se lafz nikle,

Jo meri ankhon se ashk nikle,

Unhi ke badle mein,

Aey

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Jab bhi doston ka naseeb likhna,

Urooj likhna,

Kamaal likhna,

Kabhi na Harf-e-zawal likhna,

Khushian likhna

aur unki umar 

daraaz likhna...

Aameen.

Sardar Message

Sardar U.S.A. ke hotel mein murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhool gaya.

Waiter : What do you like to have sir ?

Sardar : One plate egg's papa please.!

;p

Prayer Message

Tumhare chehre par hansi sada rahe,

Mera har lafz tumhare liye Dua rahe,

Zindagi mein pao khushiyan har qadam,

Door tumse duniya ki har bala rahe.

Aameen..