Scientist Message

Scientists have approved that

12904583179 people on the earth

are lazy because they didn't 

even read the number given

above.. ;p

Hahaha :D

Facts Message

Facts in the World :

1- You cannot wash your

eyes with soap.

2- You cannot count your

hair.

3- Why is it hard to breathe 

while your tongue is out ?

4- So, you tried number 3 ?

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5- And you looked like a dog

when you tried it ;p

Its ok :D

Funny Message

Agar ap mere sms se pareshan

ho to,

Customer center call kar ke

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Apna number band karwa lo,

Kyun ke hum to sudharne wale

nahi :D

School Life Message

Wo 7:30 ka alarm

Phir bhi ankh khule late.

Wo yaaron se shugal aur

Attendance bolna late.

Wo free period ki aas

Aur choti si break.

Wo paper ki tension

Phir bhi karna time waste.

Jaan apni doston mein aur

Bahar karna unka wait.

Wo tukkey ka sahi jawab

aur friends se kehna:

" You know i am Great."

Wo parhe baghair test

Aur number dus me se eight.

Wo chutti ke waqt masti

Aur bag ka thora sa weight.

Isi liye to kehte hain :

" Student Life is really Great."

Funny Message

Uske chorh jane ke baad main to

marne hi wala tha,

Yaron >>>!!!

Ke achanak yaad aya,

uski cousin ne bhi apna number

dya tha.

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Uth shehzade himmat kar.

Creativity Message

Height Of Creativity :

Girl : I have saved my boyfriend's 

number as
" Low Battery."

So,

Whenever he calls & i am not

around, my mom plugs my

phone to charger unknowingly. :D

Facebook Message

Facebook Fever :

Once a guy updated his

status,

" I am gonna sleep on

terrace tonight..."

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After sometime,

17 mosquitoes liked his status ;p

Facebook Message

Ultimate shock !!

A boy's facebook status.

" I am on facebook during class." :D

After few seconds teacher commented,

 Turn to page no 64 of your

Book. ;p

Girl Message

The minimum area with maximum number of colors paints.??

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" Girl's Face." :D

Interesting Message

Send this to your friends and see what number they select for you.

1- You are different from others.

2- I want to be your best friend.

3- Be with me always.

4- You are cute.

5- You are sweet heart.

6- I want you in my life as a good adviser.

7- Love you.

8- No one can ever replace your place in my heart.

9- Being your friend feels really great.

Future Message

2012 mein is tarhan hoga :

Larki , Larke ko dekh kar kahegi,

Oye dekh yaar

kya pappu bacha ja raha hai.

2nd girl : Chal is ka number leti hoon.

Girls : Oye murghey,

tera number kya hai ?

Larka sharmatey hue kahega :
Aap ke ghar mein Baap, bhai nahi hain kya?

Larki : Baap bhai hain

par tu nahi hai Chikney.. :D