True Story Message

Aik dafa ka zikar hai

main raat ko apne bistar pe

leti hui thi

ke achanak

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Mujhe neend aa gai :)

Good Night.

Studying Message

When I was studying, my mom

was calling me !

But I didn't respond !

I was so deeply involved in

studies but she called me

again & again !

Finally, I shouted ! Please leave

me ! I want to study ! I want to

Study...!!!

Suddenly ! My mom came &

slapped me on face & yelled :

" Idiot !! Stop dreaming...

Wake up and study...!!! "

;p :D

Question Message

Q : What would be the most

Romantic Horrible scene ?

Ans : A guy is enjoying french

kiss with her girlfriend and

suddenly she Vomits !! :D

Funny Message

In 1975, Spiderman, Batman

& Superman were flying

across India & suddenly

they died.

How ??

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Na beta na,

Har cheez ka answer

Rajnikanth nahi hota...

Yaad hai,

Sholay mein Gabbar ne

3 goliyan hawa mein chalai

thi...!!! :D

Sad Message

Hum kitne bewafa hain ke ek

dum unke dil se nikal gaye,

Wasi !!

Unmein kitni wafa thi ke aj tak

hamare dil se nahi gaye...

Funny Message

Uske chorh jane ke baad main to

marne hi wala tha,

Yaron >>>!!!

Ke achanak yaad aya,

uski cousin ne bhi apna number

dya tha.

/('.')/

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Uth shehzade himmat kar.

Boy-Girl Message

A boy was teaching maths to a girl.

He kissed her,

again he kissed her and said :
" This is addition."

Then the girl kissed him and said :
" This is subtraction."

Then they kissed each other & said :
" This is multiplication."

Suddenly the girl's dad came,

beat the boy and threw him away and said :
" This is called DIVISION."

:D