Philosopher Message

A very great Philosopher

once said :

" Marriage is the only war

where enemies sleep

together." ;p

Mother-Daughter Message

When I call my Mother,

and she doesn't answer

its not a big deal.

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.

.

.

But

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.

.

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When she call me and I don't

answer its like World War III

;p

Soldier Message

Once a soldier asked Tipu Sultan :

" Is it right that everything

is fair in Love and War ?

In an epic sentence

Tipu Sultan replied :

" Its an excuse of English people,

Our tradition is that

Whatever is to be done in

Love and War...

Should be Fair..!!

War Message

If you are in a war,

instead of throwing a grenade

at the enemy,

throw flowers.

And maybe it will make them

stop and they start thinking

about Love, Harmony and

Peace.

Then, while they are thinking

these stupid things,

throw a grenade.. :D

Sardar Message

Jung mein sardar ne bullet proof jacket ki jaga machar daani pehen rakhi thi.

Pocha : Kyun ?

Sardar : Jis me se machar nahi guzar sakta 

goli kese guzre gi..

Hahahaha !!