Attachment Message

When attachment dies in a 

relationship...

Formalities are born !!

And when formalities are born,

nothing remains in the

relationship.

Keep your relations free

from Formal ways !!

Stupid Message

Intehai  Farigh Shair Arz kiya hai :

Main hoon Jerry, Tum ho Tom

Wah Wah ...

Main hoon Jerry, Tum ho Tom

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www.google.com :D

Wish Message

Kash unko kabhi fursat mein

ye khayal aa jaye,

Shahid !

Koi yaad karta hai unhein

zindagi samajh kar...

Sardar Message

Sales man : Bhai, cockroach ke lye

powder lelo.

Sardar : Nahi bhai, cockroach

ko itna bhi free nahi karna.

Aj powder le dya to kal

body spray mange ge. :D

School Life Message

Wo 7:30 ka alarm

Phir bhi ankh khule late.

Wo yaaron se shugal aur

Attendance bolna late.

Wo free period ki aas

Aur choti si break.

Wo paper ki tension

Phir bhi karna time waste.

Jaan apni doston mein aur

Bahar karna unka wait.

Wo tukkey ka sahi jawab

aur friends se kehna:

" You know i am Great."

Wo parhe baghair test

Aur number dus me se eight.

Wo chutti ke waqt masti

Aur bag ka thora sa weight.

Isi liye to kehte hain :

" Student Life is really Great."

Funny Message

1 larke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha.

Boy was not in that city,

so he ordered 24 red roses for

his girlfriend

&

called her up :

Dear, mene tumhare liye utne

rose bheje hain,

jitne saal ki tum hogai ho....

While delivering,

Florist thought,

Ye aj ka mera sab se acha

customer hai...

Chalo main isse 10 roses free

mein de deta hun.

So he gave 34 instead of 24...

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Aur aj tak larka nahi samajh paya

ke uska breakup kyun hua ?

:D

Prayer Message

Namaz ki fikar apne upar

farz karlo.

Khuda ki qasam,

Duniya ki fikar se azaad 

hojaoge.

Aur

Kamyabi tumhare qadmon

mein hogi.

Insha Allah.

Boy Message

" BOYS "

are the most busy generation in the world.

1 hand on steering

1 hand on gear.

1 leg on clutch

1 leg on accelerator.

1 ear on music

1 ear on mobile.

1 eye on road

1 eye on girls.

Nose on breath

Mouth on cigarette.

All tensions at 1 time.

Phir bhi log ladkon ko farigh kehte hain.!

Not fair na :/

Cigarette Message

Main cigarette kabhi nahi peeta.

Wo to bas ! Jab ghamgeen hota hun to gham bhulane ke lye.

Jab khush hota hun to lutf dubala karne ke lye.

Jab akela hota hun to tanhai door karne ke lye.

Jab khana khata hun to khana hazam karne ke lye.

Jab farigh hota hun to time pass ke lye. 

Warna main itna pagal nahi ke Cigarette jesi chez ko hanth lagaun.. :D