Facebook Message

1 admi ki wife mar gai. Dost

usko chup karne ke baad :

" Tujhe kuch chahye ?"

Admi : 

" Laptop la de."

Dost :

" Kyun khair ?"

Admi :

" Facebook pe status

to single kardun." ;p

Student's Answer Funny Message

Brilliant answers by student

who got 0 %

Q- In which battle did Tipu

Sultan died ?

A- His last Battle.

Q- How do you stop

acid indigestion ?

A- Stop drinking acid.

Q- Where was the declaration

of Independence signed ?

A- At the bottom of the page.

Q- What's the main reason

for Divorce ?

A- Marriage !

Q- Ganga flows in which

state ?

A- Liquid state.

Q- When was M.A. Jinnah

born ?

A- On his birthday. :D

Funny Message

In 1975, Spiderman, Batman

& Superman were flying

across India & suddenly

they died.

How ??

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Na beta na,

Har cheez ka answer

Rajnikanth nahi hota...

Yaad hai,

Sholay mein Gabbar ne

3 goliyan hawa mein chalai

thi...!!! :D

Sad But True Message

Around the corner I have

a friend.

In this city that has no end.

The days go by & weeks

rush on.

And before I know, a year

has gone.

I never see my old friend's

face.

For Life now has a swift pace.

She knows I like her just

as well.

As in the days when I

rang her bell.

In times we were younger

when,

But now we are busy, tiered

then.

Tiered of playing a foolish game,

Tiered of trying to make

a name.

Tomorrow I'll say I'll call on her,

Just to show that I am thinking

of her.

But tomorrow comes &

tomorrow goes,

And distance between us grows

and grows.

Around the corner yet miles

away,

Here's a telegram : She died

today.

That's what we get & 

deserve in the end,

Around the corner, A

Vanished Friend..!!

Pathan message

Police : Tumhari biwi kaise mari ?

Pathan : Sahab pata nahi.

Wo boli :

" Mere pait mein chuhe dor

rahe hain kuch khila do."

To mene usay

chuhey marne ki dawa

khila di.! :D