Side Effect Message

Side effect of teaching :

" A guy went to a restaurant,

he wanted to see the menu,

but he forgot what it is

called."

He asked waiter :

" Bring the syllabus please." :D

Pathan Message

1 pathan achanak 2 cigarettes peene laga.

Biwi : Aj kal 2 cigarettes pee rahe ho , kyun ?

Pathan : Dost ki yaad arahi hai,

1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki.

Kuch din baad wo pathan 1 cigarette pine laga.

Biwi : Dost ko bhool gaye kya ?

Pathan : Arey nahi bewaqoof,

mene cigarette chor di hai. :D