Life-Death Morning Message

Life asked Death :

" Why people Love me

and hate you ?"

Death replied :

" Because you are a

' Beautiful ' Lie,

and I am a ' Painful '

Truth."

Good Morning :)

Couple Message

A couple had a huge fight

one night.

Going to bed Husband said :

" Goodnight old mother

of 3 kids."

Wife replied :
" Goodnight father of none..."

Funny Message

A girl fell down from 80th floor.

A boy caught her on 65th floor

and asked her :

Will you hug me ?

She replied :

Of course not.

The boy dropped her.

She was caught on 30th floor

by another boy.

He asked her

Will you kiss me ?

No not at all, she replied.

He dropped her too.

She prayed for the last chance

when a boy hold her on 5th floor.

She immediately said...

Ok I will hug you and kiss you.

Boy dropped her saying

.

.

.

.

Astaghfirullah..!!

Mera roza hai.

Soldier Message

Once a soldier asked Tipu Sultan :

" Is it right that everything

is fair in Love and War ?

In an epic sentence

Tipu Sultan replied :

" Its an excuse of English people,

Our tradition is that

Whatever is to be done in

Love and War...

Should be Fair..!!

Peace Message

A man asked God :
" I want Peace."

God replied :
" Remove the ' I '

this is Ego."

" Remove the ' Want '

that is desire."

& " Peace " will be

automatically

Yours.

Pakistani Message

A Pakistani walks into a Bank in Newyork City.

He tells the loan officer : I need $ 5000 & for deposit my Ferrari is available.

Officer agrees.

All the bank members laughed at him that he borrowed $ 5000 against $ 250.00 car.

Banker parked the car into their garage.

After 2 weeks, Paki ruturns & repay $ 5000 & interest $ 20.

Bank manager askes : Why you borrow $ 5000, although you are Multi-Billioniare?

He replied : Where else in NY City can I park my car for 2 weeks for only $20 & expect it to be there till my return from Pakistan.

So, thank you for taking care of my car.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD :)

Funny Message

Kid's dad joined face book.

Kid status update :

" Dad on fb !! WTF !!

Dad asked him what is WTF.?

Kid replied :
Welcome to Face Book.. ;-p

Dad " Likes " the status. :D

Law Message

Law Professor asked the student : 

What is the most important Law of Finance for starting a new business ?

Student replied :

" Father In Law."