Girls Message

Dear Girls,

If you think your Dad,

Mom, Teacher, Boss

are strict and harsh with you...

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Wait for a Husband.

You would Love them all ;p

Boy-Girl Message

Boy : marry me.

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No.

Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No.

Girl : How much is your salary ?

Boy : No salary. But...

Girl : No but, you have nothing.

How can I marry you ?

Leave please...!!!

Boy : ( Talk to himself) : I have 1

villa, 3 property land,

3 ferrari,

2 porsche...

Why I still need to buy

BMW ? How can I get the salary

when actually I am the Boss...

Moral :

Girls, be patient & listen to

what the guy have to say... :D

Double Meaning Message

Most confusing double 

meaning joke...

Girl : Aaj office jate hi boss

mujh pe charr gaya.

Friend : Kyun ?

Girl : Woh main late gai

thi naaa...!!!

Funny Message

Dekh Boss

Apun ko tere sath Sms ka

dhanda band karne ka hai.

Bole to

Chapter Close.

Agar compromise karne ka hai

to

4-5 peti Sms ki bhej daal,

Warna Khalas. :)