Racism Message

Height Of Racism :

A white kid goes and stands

between two black kids.

And says :

" Mommy, see I made

an Oreo...!!!:D

Boy Funny Message

Larka burkey wali ko cherte hue :

Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda

kaisi ho meri Khalda ?

Burkey wali : Ghor se dekh manhoos

na Dalda na Khalda main hun 

teri Walda. :)

Friendship Message

Boy : Aaj accident hua, marte marte bacha hun...

Dad : Tumhari hi ghalti hogi.

Mom : Mera beta, theek to hai na tu ?

Sis : Bhai, kahin chot to nahi ai kahin ?

Bro : Yar dehan se chalaya kar.

Lover : Tumhein mera zara bhi khayal nahi ?

Friend : O shit, biryani milte milte reh gai, jaa yaar.... :D

Moral : Dost hote hi beghairat hain :D

Young Generation Message

Young generation ko sab se ziada tension kab hoti hai ?

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Papers mein ??

Nahi.

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Tab hoti hai jab wo subha so kar uthen aur unka mobile ammi ke pas ho. :D

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Nahi ammi hum sirf dost hain bussssss...

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Ye kiska signature hai ?

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Student : meri mummy ka.

Teacher : Ye kaisa naam hai ?

Student : Ji unka naam hai

" Jalebi Bai."

=D