School Life Message

Wo 7:30 ka alarm

Phir bhi ankh khule late.

Wo yaaron se shugal aur

Attendance bolna late.

Wo free period ki aas

Aur choti si break.

Wo paper ki tension

Phir bhi karna time waste.

Jaan apni doston mein aur

Bahar karna unka wait.

Wo tukkey ka sahi jawab

aur friends se kehna:

" You know i am Great."

Wo parhe baghair test

Aur number dus me se eight.

Wo chutti ke waqt masti

Aur bag ka thora sa weight.

Isi liye to kehte hain :

" Student Life is really Great."

Psychology Message

A Lesson In Psychology

* When a person laugh to much

even on stupid things, be sure

that person is lonely deep

inside.

* When a person sleeps a lot,

be sure that person is sad.

* When a person talks less,

and if he talks, he talks fast

then it means that person

keep secrets.

* When someone can't cry

then that person is weak.

* When someone eats in 

abnormal way then that

person is in tension.

* When someone cry on little

things then its mean he is

innocent & soft heart.

* When someone angry on silly

or small things its mean he is

in Love.

So true, try to see all these

in real Life, you will find all...

Old Man Message

Kisi buzurg ka kehna hai ke

" Pareshani ka tazkara karte

rehne se barh jati hai.

Khamosh honey se kam ho

jati hai.

Sabar karne se khatam ho

jati hai,

aur

Shukar karne se khushi 

mein badal jati hai.

Funny Wife Message

Dosto aaj hum aik Ajeeb-O-

Ghareeb makhlooq ke bare

mein parhein ge.!

Is jaandar ka naam hai

" Wife."

Jee han Wife.

Ye aksar Husband ke sath

pai jati hai.

Inki pasandeeda ghiza

Husband ka bheja hai.

Inhein aksar naraz hone ka

natak karte hue dekha

jata hai.

Is jaandar ka sabse

khatarnak hathiyar

Rona aur Emotionally 

blackmail karna hota hai.

Wife rakhne par Tension naam

ki beemari ho jati hai, Jo laa

ilaaj hai.

Is liye Wife se chupp

ke Geo. :D

True Message

Kill the tension before

tension kills you.

Reach your goal before

goal kicks you.

Help everyone before

someone helps you.

Live Life before

Life leaves you.

Young Generation Message

Young generation ko sab se ziada tension kab hoti hai ?

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Papers mein ??

Nahi.

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Tab hoti hai jab wo subha so kar uthen aur unka mobile ammi ke pas ho. :D

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Nahi ammi hum sirf dost hain bussssss...

Love But Funny Message

Q- Define Love & explain in detail.

Ans-

Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men and women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.

Types :

One sided & two sided.

Age :

Usually occurs in Teenage.

But,

Now a days can be found in any age.

Symptoms : 

Tension

Day dreaming

Phone addiction.

Diagnosis by :

Diary

Photos

Mobile.

Treatment :

Anti-Love therapy by Father/Mother's footwear. ;p

Funny Message

Define Tension, Terror, Horror & Tragedy .

Tension : When wife is pregnant.

Terror : When girlfriend is pregnant.

Horror : When both are pregnant.

Tragedy : When both are in same hospital..!! :D

LOL