Funny Message

Out Class Ghazal... :D

Aaj apni mohabbat ko naya

morr diya usne,

Paas bula ke chal be nikal

bol diya usne.

Pehle hansta tha main mun

khol ke,

Ab to agey wala hi daant torr

diya usne.

Usne sargoshi ka kaha main

betaab ho gaya,

Kaan paas kiya to maror

diya usne.

Sardian aain to laya keeno

mere liye,

Keeno kha ke chilka ankhon

mein nichor diya usne.

Bewafai ki hadd bhi dikha di

ek din usne Zalim !!

Milne ghar gaya to peeche

kutta chor diya usne.. ;p

Call Message

Unknown Call...

He : Do you have boyfriend ?

She : Yes, who are you ?

He : I am your brother ! Just

wait till I come home !! :)

... ...

Another unknown call...

He : Do you have a boyfriend ?

She : No no, I don't !

He : What ? :-O I am your boyfriend,

you just break my heart.

She : No no no darling I am sorry

I thought you are my brother.

He : Right ! I am your brother !

Just wait till I come home, I'll show

you later. :D

School Life Message

Wo 7:30 ka alarm

Phir bhi ankh khule late.

Wo yaaron se shugal aur

Attendance bolna late.

Wo free period ki aas

Aur choti si break.

Wo paper ki tension

Phir bhi karna time waste.

Jaan apni doston mein aur

Bahar karna unka wait.

Wo tukkey ka sahi jawab

aur friends se kehna:

" You know i am Great."

Wo parhe baghair test

Aur number dus me se eight.

Wo chutti ke waqt masti

Aur bag ka thora sa weight.

Isi liye to kehte hain :

" Student Life is really Great."

Sad message

Wo apni sari nafratein mujhpe

lutata raha,

Mera dil jisko sada

mohabbatein sikhata raha,

Uski aadat ka zara ye pehlu

to dekho,

Mujhse kiye vaade wo kisi

aur se nibhata raha,

Kuch khabar nahi wo shakhs

kya chahta tha,

Ke taaluq tor kar bhi mujhko

aazmata raha,

Toote hue taaluq mein bhi

kitni mazbooti hai,

Rahi....

Main jitna bhulata raha wo

utna hi yaad aata raha...!!!

Love Message

Zarori to nahi jo khushi de usi

se mohabbat ho......

Pyar to aksar Dil

torne walon se bhi

ho jata hai.......

Heart Message

Dil " Sheeshe " se nahi banta

agar banta to tootne ki awaz

ati.

Dil " Pathar " se nahi banta

agar banta to girne ki awaz

ati.

Dil " Matti " se nahi banta

agar banta to bikharne ki 

awaz ati.

Dil agar banta hai to " Jazbaat "

se, agar toot bhi jaye, gir bhi

jaye, bikhar bhi jaye

to

awaz nahi ati,

sirf

" Aansu " behte hain...

Tongue Message

A tongue has no bones,

but it can break a heart

and also it can be a pillar

of strength to a broken

heart...

Use it carefully...!!

Teacher-Judge Message

A lady broke a signal and was

presented in front of the

Judge.

Lady : " Your honor !! Please let me

go. I am a school teacher and

getting late for my class.

Judge :

Aahaa !! I have waited for this

moment all my Life.

Now write here,

" I will never break the

traffic signal."

50,000 times..!! :D

Sorry-Mistake-Trust Message

Nice Saying :

Sorry works when Mistake is made...

but Sorry does not work when Trust is broken...

So, in life do Mistakes but never Break the Trust. 

Relationship Message

Relationship with a good

person is like sugarcane.

You break it, crush it, squeeze it,

even beat and grind it,

still you will get only Sweetness..!!

Friendship Message

Ungliyaan toot gain pathar taraashte hue,

Ghalib.!

Aur jab surat-e-yar bani,

to...

Meri to hassi

hi nikal gai. :D

Friend Message

Dost wo rakho jo sone ki tarhan hon.

Na ke sheeshey ki tarhan.

Kyun ke,

Sheesha toot kar bikhar jata hai,

jab ke,

soney ke jitne bhi tukrey kardo uski qeemat kam nahi hoti.

Friends Message

Why do I miss my friends ??

Because,

They open their answer sheet during paper and say :
" Le chaap le jaldi warna latak jayega."

Apna homework khatam karke copy dete aur kehte :

" Kal pura kar lena warna sir class se bahar kar denge."

School se chutti ke waqt apni ice cream dete aur kehte :

" Le kha aur apne paise qabar mein leke jana."

Jab larai hoti to doseri desk par beth ke gana gate :

" Dost dost na raha, pyar pyar na raha."

Farewell party mein ankhon mein nami aur honton pe sawa :
Tu bhool to nahi jayega na?"

Aur aaj na wo hai,

Na break ki tan tan,

Na homework.

Sirf yaadein hain aur ankhon mein nami.

Love you Guys. :-*

True Saying Message

‎" A NiCE SayiNG" . . . . .
"Always take care of three things in Life . . ..

1) Trust
2) Promise
3) Relation

Because they don't make noise when they break!!!!