Friendship Message

Dosti ke bazaar mein dolat

nahi dekhi jati,

Pyar hojaye to surat 

nahi dekhi jati,

Aik dost par luta do apna

sab kuch,

Kyun ke pasand ho cheez to

qeemat nahi dekhi jati.

Stupid Question Message

Stupid Questions people ask in obvious situations.

1- At market : Hey ! What are you doing here ?

Ans : Don't you know ! I sell vegetables here.

2- In bus : A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on your feet : Sorry ! Did that hurt ?

Ans : Not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?

3- When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call : Sorry ! Were you sleeping ?

Ans : No ! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought I was sleeping ? How silly.

4- When you see a friend with evidently short hair : Hey ! Have you had a hair cut ?

Ans : Nah ! Its autumn season, and I am shedding. :D