Soldier Message

A newly married and desperate

soldier sends a hand grenade

to his mother-in-law, with

a note :

" Dear Sasu ji, if you pull this ring,

I'll be able to get 3 days leave..!!

Soldier Message

Once a soldier asked Tipu Sultan :

" Is it right that everything

is fair in Love and War ?

In an epic sentence

Tipu Sultan replied :

" Its an excuse of English people,

Our tradition is that

Whatever is to be done in

Love and War...

Should be Fair..!!