Husband-Wife Message

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya :

Kahan hain ap ?

Shohar : Tumhein wo jewellery

shop yaad hai jahan tumhein aik

diamond set pasand aya tha ?

Biwi( Khush hote hue ) : Han

han mujhe yaad hai.

Shohar : Main uske sath wali

shop mein baal katwa raha

hoon. :D ;p

Call Message

Unknown Call...

He : Do you have boyfriend ?

She : Yes, who are you ?

He : I am your brother ! Just

wait till I come home !! :)

... ...

Another unknown call...

He : Do you have a boyfriend ?

She : No no, I don't !

He : What ? :-O I am your boyfriend,

you just break my heart.

She : No no no darling I am sorry

I thought you are my brother.

He : Right ! I am your brother !

Just wait till I come home, I'll show

you later. :D

Challenge Message

Do you have a Lover ?

If your answer is " Yes "

then close your eyes & think

about your Lover for a second.

Now close the message and press

00# on screen. Then see what your

mobile says. :)

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Hi !

Boy : Hey :)

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you there ?

Boy : Yes, yes, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you ignoring me

or what ?? :S

Boy : No no, honest, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Its over... Don't you ever

talk to me again...!!! :@

Boy : Damn !! Go to hell !! :@

* Message sent.*

o.O

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Main is dress mein

moti lag rahi hon na ?

Husband ( Mazaaq mein ) : Haan.

Wife : Hein ? Moti lag rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahi nahi.

Wife : Bolein moti lag

rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahiiii !!

Wife : Bolein na ?

Husband : Haan !!

Wife : Koi nahi. ;p :D

Arab Couple Message

Arab couple went to London.

One day in the hotel room,

the husband heard his wife

scream,"Far ! Faaaaaaaarr!"

(Which is the Arabic word for

mouse.)

He wanted to inform room

service but didn't know what the

English word for Faaar is?

Husband : hello, room service ?

Room service : Yes sir, how

can I help you ?

Husband : Do you know Tom & Jerry ?

Room service : Yes sir, I know Tom &

Jerry.

Husband : Habibi, Jerry is here :)

Independence Day Message

We cannot live forever

so why don't we sacrifice

ourselves for our dear homeland,

yes it is an easy job.

Happy Independence Day

Pakistan Zindabad.

Mad Man Message

Pagal to Sikh : Tum Musalman lagte ho.

Sikh : Nahi, main Sikh hun.

Pagal : Nahi tum Musalman ho.

Sikh : Nahi, main sikh hun.

Pagal : Nahi tum Musalman hi ho.

Sikh : Nahi yar, main sikh hi hun.

Pagal : Nahi tum Musalman hi ho.

Sikh ghusse se : Han han main Musalman hun.

Pagal : Lagte to Sikh ho.. :D

Party Message

Smartness... ;p

In a party a handsome guy asked

a girl :

Are you going to dance ?

She felt so happy & said :

" Yes."

& the guy said :

" That's good, so can I have your chair ? ;-p

Confidence Message

Height of confidence on Love...

Girl : Do you Love me ?

Boy : Yes !!

Girl : Prove it. Jump down from the roof.

Boy walked up to the edge and said 

with a smile : Push me if you can... :)

True Friendship Message

" True Friendship "

Baap : Raat kahan they ?

Beta : Dair hogai thi to dost ke ghar stay karlya tha.

Baap ne ussi waqt phone uthaya aur us ke 10 best friends ko call ki.

6 ne kaha ke :
" Haan uncle wo raat mere paas hi tha."

Aur

3 ne kaha :
" Uncle wo so raha hai,

kahein to utha doon ?

1 ne to had kar di :

" Ji abbu bolen."
;-p

Disheartened Message

Baaton ke har jawab mein,

bas mukhtasir si " Haan "

Lagta hai meri zaat se,

Ukta gaya hai woh. :(

Facebook Message

New wedding style..

Molvi : Do you agree to change your Facebook status from Single to Married ?

Boy : Yes ! Yes ! Yes !

Girl : Yes ! Yes ! Yes !

Molvi : You are now Husband and Wife. 

You may upload your wedding pics &

don't forget to tag me.! :D