Theorem Message

Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + Sms

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep.

Hence,

Human = Donkey + Sms

Human - Sms = Donkey

Hence proved that Human

without sending Sms

is Donkey ;-O

Night Message

Touch your heart

Close your eyes

Make a wish

Say good night

Sky so wide

Stars so bright

Off the light

Sleep quite

Ssshhhh...!!!

Good Night  :)

Funny Message

Raat ho chuki hai...

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Button dabane se suraj

nahi niklega.

Mobile rakho aur chup chap

so jaooo.

Good Night :)

Love Message

You know why people say that you

can't sleep when you are in Love ?

Because...

For the 1st time in your Life, you

will find something really

more beautiful than your

Dreams.

Laziness Message

3 best things in Life :

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1- Raat ki neend !

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2- Dopaher ki neend !

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3- Subha ki neend ! :D

Sweet Dreamsssssssss :D

Funny Naughty Message

Shehzada Saleem :

Hamari ammi aur abba hazoor

humse itni mohabbat karte

the ke sari sari raat woh dono

hamein sulane ke liye jagte

rehte they,

Magar hum phir bhi nahi

sote they.

Wazeer : Shehzada hazoor, aapki isi

beghairti ki wajah se ap

Iklotey reh gaye...!!! :D

Sad Message

Dil ki kitaab ka safha le

gaya koi,

Ankhon se neend urra le

gaya koi,

Kisi ki yaad mein tarapne ki

adat nahi thi mujhe,

Apni yadon se tarpana

sikha gaya koi...

Sad Message

Kisi ne milne ka

vaada kiya tha

tanha sham ko,

Sagar...!!!

Har roz taraste

hue so jate hain

agli sham ki

aas lekar.

Goodnight Message

My future depends

on my Dreams,

So...

I am going to sleep.

**Good**Night** :)

Funny Sleeping Tip message

Sleeping Tip :

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Macharon se bachne ke

liye hamesha bed ke neeche soyen.

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Machar apko bed pe hi

dhondte rahein ge.

Sad Message

Uski yaad kuch is tarhan

mere dil se lipti hai,

Ae Jaan !!

Ke jaise phool par kisi titli

ko neend ajaye.

Philosopher Message

A very great Philosopher

once said :

" Marriage is the only war

where enemies sleep

together." ;p

Funny Message

All your Life you are taught not

to talk to strangers. And then,

you are expected to sleep

with one !!

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" Arranged Marriage." Damn !!

:D

Psychology Message

A Lesson In Psychology

* When a person laugh to much

even on stupid things, be sure

that person is lonely deep

inside.

* When a person sleeps a lot,

be sure that person is sad.

* When a person talks less,

and if he talks, he talks fast

then it means that person

keep secrets.

* When someone can't cry

then that person is weak.

* When someone eats in 

abnormal way then that

person is in tension.

* When someone cry on little

things then its mean he is

innocent & soft heart.

* When someone angry on silly

or small things its mean he is

in Love.

So true, try to see all these

in real Life, you will find all...

Memory Message

" Best Childhood

Memory."

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You sleep on sofa, and magically

wake up on bed. :D

Morning Message

Electronic Morning !!

Please disconnect your sleep,

switch on your concentration

signal,

Amplify yourself..!!

In short, I wish you a 

High Voltage Day....!!!

Good Morning. :)

Good Night Message

Chalo so jate hain ab phir

kisi sach ki talaash mein...!!!

Ke subha phir is jhooti duniya

ka dedaar karna hai...

Good Night.

Sad Message

Main rone se darta hun,

Juda hone se darta hun.

Meri ankhein batati hain ke,

main sone se darta hun.

Meri ungli pakar lena,

mujhe tanha nahi karna.

Ye duniya aik mela hai,

Tumhein khone se darta hun.

Jab hansta hun to kyun palkon ke,

Goshe bheeg jate hain ?

Tumhein maloom hai main is

tarhan Rone se darta hun.

Jab se khwab dekha hai,

Mujhe tum chor jaoge,

Main ab khawabon se darta hun...

Main ab sone se darta hun.

Juda hone se darta hun.

Good Night Message

Hey !!

Sojao yaar.. :D

Books Message

Even if all the Musicians

in the World join together

to create a melody to

make us sleep,

They cannot win over our

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Text Books :D