Village Message

Aik gaun mein kisi buzurg ke mar

jane se school mein chutti ho

gai. School se aate waqt do

bachon ne do buzurgon ko

dekha to aik bola :

Dekh dekh do aur chuttiyan

aa rahi hain.... :D

Pathan Message

1 pathan ke 20 bache the.

Biwi barish mein bheeg kar boli :

Jan main kaisi lag rahi hun ?

Pathan :

" Roop tera mastana,

pas mere mat ana,

phool koi phir se na

khil jaye."

Facebook Message

A pretty girl 18 years Old,

Having two Fathers,

Three Mothers, 

15 Brothers,

17 Sisters,

7 Children

and

she was married 6 times

and

she is still a Virgin !!

What's her secret ?

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With Facebook,

Anything is possible. :D;p

Husband-Wife Message

Wife to Husband :

You don't Love me at all.

Husband points towards their

5 children and says :

" Do you think I downloaded them

from Google ?"

Relations Message

Teen rishte teen waqton

par pehchane jate hain.

1- Aulaad-Burhape mein.

2- Dost- Musibat mein.

3- Biwi-Ghurbat mein.

Fantastic message

Dear Mother-in-law :

" Don't teach me how to handle my

children, I am living with one of yours

and he needs a lot of Improvement."

:)

Teacher-Student Message

Student : Miss, I like you so much.

I want to marry you.

Teacher(angry) : I hate children.

Student : Miss, we will try not to have children. :D

Game Message

Choose your favorite subject,

then i'll tell you ke apke dil mein had se ziada kis ke liye mohabbat hai...

Physics

Biology

Maths

English

Islamiat

Chemistry

Urdu

Pakistan Studies

ANSWERS

Physics=Children se.

Biology= Lover se.

Maths= Ammi se.

English= Mangetar se.

Islamiat= Koi khas.

Chemistry= Mujh se.

Urdu= Family se.

Pakistan Studies= Father se.