Today's Talk Message

Aaj ki pyari baat :

" Bacha duniya mein sirf 1

hunnar lekar ata hai,

wo hunnar hai Rona

aur 

usey kuch nahi ata.

Aur wo us hunnar se

apni Maa se sab kaam

mana leta hai.

Is liye apne Rab ke samne

Rona seekho

aur apne Rab ko mana lo.

Jo 70 Maaon se bhi

ziada pyar karne wala hai.

Baby Funny Message

A baby was born laughing

really hard with its fist tightly

closed. The confused doctor 

unfolded its tiny finger and found

a birth control pill.! ;p :D

Knowledge Message

Not Vulgarity but Knowledge :

In ancient England, people

could not have sex without

Kings permission.

So, to have a baby, they were

supposed to get King's consent.

They were then given a card

to hang on their door while

having sex, which read as :

" Fornication Under the Consent

of King ( F.U.C.K.) "

So the word " Fuck " came

into existence...!!!

Kisi ko pata tha kya ?

Ya bas ainvayi Fuck Fuck

karte rehte ho ...

Funny Message

This is for all those friends whom I

have irritated, knowingly or by

mistake :(

.

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Whatever I have done in past was

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Just a trailer Baby !! :D

Watch out for future =)

Horror Movie Message

One thing I like the most about horror movies is...

When the person shouts :

Hey ! Anybody there ?

As if ,

The ghost is going to reply :

Yeah baby, I'm in the kitchen.

Want a sandwich ?? :D ;p

Baby Born Message

Its a fact that when a baby is born,

doctors slap its face to make it start breathing.

There are exceptional cases like you.

When you were born,

doctor slapped himself..!! :p

=D

Funny Message

Sardar bachey ki awaaz mobile mein record karaha tha.

Wife : Ye kyun kar rahe ho jee?

Sardar : O yar , Jab ye bada hoga to hum isse pochega ke ye kya bol raha tha..

:D