Life Message

Lovely times of Life will not

return back forever...

But the lovely relation and the

missing memories of friends

will stay in the heart forever...!!!

Invitation Message

Invitation for

Bar B Q Dinner :

Dear Friends,

You are invited at

* Some text missing *

Thanks :)

Jab pura sms aa jaye to

aa jana.

Koi bahana nahi chalega ;p

Teacher-Student Message

K.G. Boy : Ma'am, may I go

to washroom ?

Ma'am : nahi ! Pehle A to Z

sunao phir jana.

Boy : A B C D E F G H I J K

L M N    Q R S  U V W X   Z.

Ma'am : P,O,T,Y kahan gaye?

Boy : Meri naikar mein

nikal gai. :D

Missing Friends Message

The pain of missing friends is
realized when you are standing
& see some other group of
friends having fun & you smile
and say to yourself :




" Hum to aur bhi kamine
they yaar." :)

Rainy Day Message

Aaj barish ko dekh kar

aap yaad arahe ho,

Mere Dost...

Pass hote to aap se wiper

hi lagwa lete. :D

Happy Rainy Day

Sky Message

If you look at the sky tonight &

notice that the brightest star

is missing :(

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.

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I swear I have no clue how

the hell I fell down ?? :D

But I am Okay !! ;p

Pathan Message

1 pathan achanak 2 cigarettes peene laga.

Biwi : Aj kal 2 cigarettes pee rahe ho , kyun ?

Pathan : Dost ki yaad arahi hai,

1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki.

Kuch din baad wo pathan 1 cigarette pine laga.

Biwi : Dost ko bhool gaye kya ?

Pathan : Arey nahi bewaqoof,

mene cigarette chor di hai. :D

Morning Message

To,

       The Friend.

Subject : Good Morning !

Dear,

         I am a citizen of your heart. I beg to say that I am really Missing you & want to wish you a very Good Morning.

So, Kindly grant me at least a Sweet smile.

I shall be very thankful to you.

Your Sweet

& Caring Friend.

Funny Message But True

Husbands ! Husbands ! Husbands !

If you advise them,they think you are Dominating..

If you dont,you are not doing Anything..

If you agree to all their likes,you are Sweet..

If you dont,you are not Understanding..

If they call you,they are Missing you..

If you call,you are Disturbing them..

If they ask you anything,its their Right..

If you ask,you are Interfering..

If they care,they Love you..

If you care,you are very possessive..

So hard to live with them..

Hats off to all the great

"WIVES." :D