Frogs Message

Two frogs sitting together :

1st : Trrrrr.

2nd : Trrrrr.

1st : trrrr.

2nd : Trrrrr.

1st : Tarartrrrrr.

2nd : Look bro ! Don't change the topic ;p

Naughty Message

Boy : Hum dono kuch arse

sath rehte hain. Agar hamare

mizaaj mile to shadi kar leinge

aur koi ghalti hui to alag ho jainge.

Girl : Ghalti kiske pas rahegi ?

Funny Women Message

Do aurton ko 2o saal ki saza mili.

20 saal aik sath jail mein

guzarne ke baad jab dono riha

hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha :

Chalo ab baqi batein

ghar pohoch kar karte hain. :D

Friendship Message

Wiping tears together...

Sharing really stupid and

small things...

Finding meaning in each other's

silence...

Not caring about

the distances...

Being naughty with

each other...

Being honest with

each other...

Between the jokes and

the silly chatter...

Exists the World's most

beautiful relation called

" Friendship."

Thanks for making my

Life full of Colors.

Love You.

Philosopher Message

A very great Philosopher

once said :

" Marriage is the only war

where enemies sleep

together." ;p

Old Man & Old Woman Message

" Budha budhi ki kahani."

1 budha aya

sath mein 1 budhiya laya.

Hotel mein ja ke waiter ko bulaya,

dono ne apna apna order

mangaya.

Pehle budhe na khaya

budhiya ne pankha hilaya.

Phir budhiya ne khaya

budhe ne pankha hilaya.

Ye dekh ke waiter sharmaya

aur usne farmaya

Ae Laila Majnu ke maa baap,

tum dono mein itna pyar hai to

khana 1 sath kyun nahi khaya?

Is par budhe ne farmaya 

" Jaani " tera sawaal to naik hai,

par hamare pas daanton

ka set sirf aik hai..!!