Soldier Message

A newly married and desperate

soldier sends a hand grenade

to his mother-in-law, with

a note :

" Dear Sasu ji, if you pull this ring,

I'll be able to get 3 days leave..!!

Winter Message

Hold your right cheek with your

right hand & hold your left

cheek with your left hand !!

You know what it is ?

Meri taraf se

Koochi kocchi ku :)

Happy Winter Days :)

Funny Message

Usne mera hath pyar se pakra

Jese kuch kehna chahti ho

Phir pyar se mera hath

zameen par rakh ke boli :

Akkar bakkar bambey bow

Assi nawwey pure sau.

Batao yar mental nikli :(

Technological Mistake Message

Late night, boy drops the girl

at her home, on the gate, he

puts his hand on the wall

and says :

Can I kiss you ?

Girl Nahi ! Aaj nahi.

Boy : Please ?

Girl : No !

Boy : Dedo na jan !

Girl : No yar abhi nahi.

Boy Sirf aik choti si !

Girl : Kaha na aaj nahi. No !

This continues for 10 minutes.

Then girl's little brother

appears on door,

says :

" Papa keh rahe hain, tum ise

kiss do ya na do tumhari

marzi. Par is beghairat se

kaho intercom ke button se

hath hata le. :D

Man-Woman Message

When a man holds a

woman's hand before

marriage,

it is Love.

But...

When he holds it

after marriage,

Its

Self-Defense ! :D

Friendship Message

A bond of Love

A medal of Trust

A shoulder in Sadness

A hand in Darkness

A special relation to Hold

An ear where secrets

can be Told

An appreciate for

Encouragement

Something that doesn't Cost

A jewel never to be Lost

Is the magic called

* Friends.*

Friendship Message

Dosti hamesha rahe ye

Dua kijiye ga,

Hai takaza wafa ka

Wafa kijiye ga,

Aur to kuch nahi mangte

hum apse,

Jab uthao hath to hamare

liye nhi Dua kijiye ga.

Postman Message

Postman knocked the door.

A kid came out with cigarette

in mouth and beer in hand.

Postman : Papa hain ?

Kid : Abey dhakkan, Mujhe

dekh ke lagta hai baap

ghar pe hoga ? ;p :D

Sardar message

Sardar 1 road se jati hui larki

ko ghaur se dekh raha tha.

Larki ne usse hath se lanat di..

Sardar dost se bola :

.

.

.

.

.

.

Set hogai yar,

5 baje milne ka keh rahi hai.

Love message

Jab kaanch uthane parh jaye,

Tum haath hamara le jana.

Jab samjho ke koi sath nahi,

Tum sath hamara le jana.

Jab dekho ke tum tanha ho,

Aur rastey hain dushwar bohot,

Tab hum ko apna keh dena,

Bey baak sahara le jana,

Jo baazi bhi tum jeeto ge,

Jo manzil bhi tum paoge,

Hum pas tumhare hon na hon,

Ehsas hamara le jana.

Agar yaad hamari ajaye,

Tum pas hamare ajana.

Bas aik muskaan hamein dena,

Phir jaan bhi chahe le jana...

Funny Economic Message

Why Men hold Ladies hand

in the markets ?

Because,

If they leave their hand, they

will go to every shop for

shopping.

It looks Romantic but its

actually Economic.. :D

5 Times Prayer Message

5 waqt ke namazi se

Allah paak ke 5 vaade.

1- Rizq ki tangi door

kar dunga.

2- Qabar ka azaab

taal dunga.

3- Aamaal nama seedhe

hath mein donga.

4- Pul-e-Siraat se bijli ki

raftar se guzaar dunga.

5- Jannat mein baghair hisaab

ke dakhil kar dunga.

Good People Message

" Ache logon ki sohbat se

bhalai hath aati hai."

Jaise,

" Hawa jab khushbudar chez ke 

pas se guzre to

khushbudar ho jati hai."

Love Message

Tum se na kat sakega,

andheron ka ye safar...

Ab sham ho rahi hai mera

hanth tham lo..!!

Parents Message

Mujhe mohabbat hai apne haanth ki sab

ungliyon se...

Najane kis ungli ko pakar ke Maa Baap ne mujhe

chalna sikhaya..!!