Funny Message

Boyfriend aur girlfriend walk pe gaye,

wahan boyfriend ko chot lag gai aur

khoon behne laga,

boyfriend girlfriend ko dekhne laga ke wo

apna dupatte ka tukra bandhe gi.

Girlfriend boyfriend ko dekhte hue boli :

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Sochna bhi mat mera naya

Gul Ahmed ka suit hai :D

Sprite Message

Apni girlfriend ke samne dosri

larkiyon ko kaise dekhein ?

Boy : Tumne us larki ko

dekha,,, wo kapre usko

bilkul suit nahi karte.

Girl slaps him by saying :

Saale, Tu to chahta hai

ke larkian kapre hi na pehnein.

Moral : Larki ne pehle hi

Sprite pi li thi.

Funny Message

Youn mat kheench mujhe apni

taraf,

Ae mere hamdam.

Ye Generation ka suit hai

phat gaya to teri khair nahi. :D