Officer Message

Police Officer : Sir, I am

extremely sorry to say, but your

wife has been involved in a fatal

car crash and we would like you to

come with us so you can identify

the dead body.

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Husband : Ahh... I am bit busy

right now. Can't you take a photo

and tag me on Facebook. If its

her, I will click "LIKE."

:D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Please ! Send me some

good jokes.

Boy : sorry ! I am busy .

I am studying.

Girl : hahahaha !!

Bas isi tarhan ke

2, 3 aur send kardo. ;p :D

Irritating Fact Message

Most Irritating Fact :

At Home :

You studied 3 hrs,

no one sees you,

you pick phone for a while,

mom & dad enters the room & say:

" Bilkul nahi padhta hai,

sara din mobile hath mein hota hai.

At college, coaching :

You are busy with phone

no one sees you,

you picked up book for a while,

friends enters the room & say :

" Abey kitna parhega,

Newton ki aulaad." :D

Girls Message

" 7 Types of Girls."

1- Hard Disk Girls :

Remember everything forever.

2- Ram Girls :

Forgets about you the moment

you turn her off.

3- Screensaver Girls :

Just for looking.

4- Internet Girls :

Difficult to access.

5- Server Girls :

Always busy when needed.

6- Multimedia Girls :

Makes horrible things

looks beautiful.

7- Virus :
These types of girls are

normally called " Wife."

Once enters in your system

don't leave even after format..:D

Sad But True Message

Around the corner I have

a friend.

In this city that has no end.

The days go by & weeks

rush on.

And before I know, a year

has gone.

I never see my old friend's

face.

For Life now has a swift pace.

She knows I like her just

as well.

As in the days when I

rang her bell.

In times we were younger

when,

But now we are busy, tiered

then.

Tiered of playing a foolish game,

Tiered of trying to make

a name.

Tomorrow I'll say I'll call on her,

Just to show that I am thinking

of her.

But tomorrow comes &

tomorrow goes,

And distance between us grows

and grows.

Around the corner yet miles

away,

Here's a telegram : She died

today.

That's what we get & 

deserve in the end,

Around the corner, A

Vanished Friend..!!

Statement Message

A smart statement :

" Never raise your voice, just

improve the quality of your

argument."

"Life is much like Facebook...

People will like your problems

and comment, but no one gonna

solve them.

Because,

Everybody seems so busy in

updating their own status."

You regularly text your friends,

they do not reply you,

But

If you text from new number,

everyone will reply that,

Who are you ?

People have time for unknown,

but not for known.

Strange but True.

Friendship Message

I am afraid of losing you...

I truly am !!

So, lets promise each other

that no matter how busy

we might get,

we'll somehow manage to

be in touch.

A small phone call,

a birthday greeting,

a late night text saying

I miss you or for

anything to talk on this.

It doesn't require any reason,

remembering the small special 

moments that we shared...

Send it to those you want to be

remain in touch in your Life... :)

I Love You My Friends :)

Boy Message

" BOYS "

are the most busy generation in the world.

1 hand on steering

1 hand on gear.

1 leg on clutch

1 leg on accelerator.

1 ear on music

1 ear on mobile.

1 eye on road

1 eye on girls.

Nose on breath

Mouth on cigarette.

All tensions at 1 time.

Phir bhi log ladkon ko farigh kehte hain.!

Not fair na :/

Hurt Message

Sometimes little things hurts :(

• No reply from your loved ones.
• Ignorance of class teacher.
• Laughing of friends at you.
• Shouting of big brother.
• When your best friend busy with another friend.
• When your sister tells your secrets to Mom.
• When little brother don't give you chips that he brought at home.

Simply, But True.

Heart is very soft,

It can easily be punched.