Animals Message

If animals have FB, these are

most likely to be their status

updates...

Cockroach : Managed to skip

from someone's foot step. Man,

I lead a dangerous Lifestyle ! ;p

Cat : My 7th child is asking

who is her dad. What shall I tell

her ? I don't even remember ! :D

Mosquito : I am HIV positive, this

is all due to wrong sucking !! ;/

Chicken : if tomorrow i am not

updating my status, means I am

being served at KFC. Love you

all <3.

Octopus : I have just refilled

my ink... Hurrey !! ^_^

Pig : Oh gosh they throw the

gossip that i am spreading

flu... WTF !! :X

Goat : Friends, don't go out.

Eid holiday is coming. :'(

Pig writes a comment on goat's

status : Luckily I am Haram.

| 4 Likes |

Goat replies : Don't you remember

that after Eid, the Chinese

new year ?

| 1000 Likes | :D :p

Water Message

Samandar ke khare pani ko

Allah meetha kar ke uthata

hai

aur

Barish ki shakal mein

barsata hai.

Baraf bana ke paak karta hai.

Wahan se naddi, nalon ki surat darya

mein girte hue zamino ko sairab

karta wapis samandar mein ja girta

hai.

Yehi pani bakri se doodh,

hiran se mushk,

makhi se shehad,

Sanp se zehar,

seep se nagina

aur

Insan ke liye Zindagi ban jata hai.

Yehi pani darakhton mein aam,

saib, anaar, naryal ban jata hai.

Phir sab ka rung, zaiqa, khushbu, taseer 

alag alag aur juda.

Ye sab aijabaat Allah ne aik pani mein

rakhe hain.

Aur tum apne Rab ki kon kon si naimaton ko jhutlaoge.?

Exam Message

When you don't know about the tree,

simply tie a goat to the tree and explain about the goat..

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This is how we attempt an unknown question in exams.. :D