Village Message

Aik gaun mein kisi buzurg ke mar

jane se school mein chutti ho

gai. School se aate waqt do

bachon ne do buzurgon ko

dekha to aik bola :

Dekh dekh do aur chuttiyan

aa rahi hain.... :D

Life-Death Morning Message

Life asked Death :

" Why people Love me

and hate you ?"

Death replied :

" Because you are a

' Beautiful ' Lie,

and I am a ' Painful '

Truth."

Good Morning :)

Hadith Message

1- Allah ki zaat par bharosa karne

wala kabhi nakaam nahi hota.

2- Kisi ka raaz talash mat karo,

maloom hojae to phelao nahi.

3- Koi bhi musibat parne par

maut ki tamanna na karo.

4- Insan ka sabse bada dushman

uske bure dost hai.

5- Kisi ko khush karna naiki hai.

6- Allah us shakhs ko abaad

karta hai jo hadees sunn

kar dosron tak pohchaye.

Nice Supplication Message

Most Nice Dua...

Ya Allah !

Jo mere muqaddar mein nahi likha uski koshish aur tamanna mein mujhe mubtila na karna.

Aur jo taqdeer mein likh dia hai usse asaan bana de.

Ya Allah !
Mujhe us kaam ke liye fursat fraham kardena jis kam ke liye tu ne mujhe paida kiya.

Aur us kam me mashghol na hone dena jiski zime dari tu ne khud li hai.

Mujhe har haal mein shukar karne ki taufeeq ata farma,

Aur emaan pe zindagi aur emaan pe hi maut ata farma.

Aameen.

Love But Funny Message

Q- Define Love & explain in detail.

Ans-

Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men and women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.

Types :

One sided & two sided.

Age :

Usually occurs in Teenage.

But,

Now a days can be found in any age.

Symptoms : 

Tension

Day dreaming

Phone addiction.

Diagnosis by :

Diary

Photos

Mobile.

Treatment :

Anti-Love therapy by Father/Mother's footwear. ;p

Supplication Message

Let everybody participate in this spontaneous supplication ;

Ya Allah ! Don't take my soul away until you are Happy with me, Aameen.

Ya Allah ! Give me death while i'm in Sajdah, Aameen.

Ya Allah ! Let the last words of my life be the Kalma Shahadat, Aameen.

Ya Allah ! ! If i die in sleep, let my heart beat the Zikr of Allah, Aameen.

Oh Allah ! The guider of the lost souls, forgive the Entire Ummah !! Aameen.

Ya Allah ! Forgive my parents, my friends, my teachers, my family, Aameen Summa Aameen.

Try to send this Supplication to all without failing to say AAMEEN.

Relation Message

Main kisi ko kya ilzam dun apni maut ka..

Dost.!!

Yahan satane wale bhi apne the aur dafnane ale bhi apne the..

Sardar Message

Sardar thought LOL meants " lOTS OF lOVE."

So, he sent it in the following text to his Girlfriend...

" Sorry to hear about your Mother's death...LOL." 

:-D