Flower Message

Phoolon se to wafa mil na

saki ao kanton se dosti kar

lein,

Mohsin !!

Suna hai ye daman pakar

lein to asani se chora nahi

karte...

Arab Couple Message

Arab couple went to London.

One day in the hotel room,

the husband heard his wife

scream,"Far ! Faaaaaaaarr!"

(Which is the Arabic word for

mouse.)

He wanted to inform room

service but didn't know what the

English word for Faaar is?

Husband : hello, room service ?

Room service : Yes sir, how

can I help you ?

Husband : Do you know Tom & Jerry ?

Room service : Yes sir, I know Tom &

Jerry.

Husband : Habibi, Jerry is here :)

Feeling Of Pain Message

Humne to suna tha ke dard

ka ehsas to apno ko hota hai,

Faraz...

Jab dard hi apne dein to ehsas

kon kare ga ?

Funny Message

A guide standing before a

tourist group :

I welcome you all to Niagra

Falls. This is the World's largest

Waterfall & the sound intensity

of the waterfall is so high, even

20 Supersonic jets passing

over cant be heard. Now may

I request the ladies to keep

quiet so that we can hear the

Niagra Falls.

Funny Message

Dhadhkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar

Faraz...

Jab light gai to kaam wali maasi

ne kaha :

" What the hell is this." :D

Textaphrenia Message

Textaphrenia is a new type of disease, 

mainly found in the blood of youth,

in which a person thinks that S(he)

has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no 

message actually. :D