Funny Message

3 fastest ways of

communication.

1- Telephone.

2- Television.

and

3- " Tell a Woman..."

If you need more speed ?

Also advice her :

" Kisi ko batana nahi." :D

Murphy Law's Message

Murphy Laws

LAW OF TELEPHONE :

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

LAW OF WORKSHOP :

Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessible corner.

LAW OF TRAFFIC :

If you change lane, the one you were in will start moving faster.

LAW OF ENCOUNTER : 

Probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT :

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.