Na cheeno mere mulk ke
naujawano se Facebook
ki service,
Faraz.
Aik yehi to book hai jo wo
dil laga kar parhte hain.
Showing posts with label Book. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Book. Show all posts
Sunday, 20 November 2011
Monday, 3 October 2011
Teacher-Student Message
Teacher : Which book has helped
you most in your Life ?
.
.
.
.
Student : My Father's Cheque book... :)
Har jagah facebook nahi chalti.
Teacher Message
How do uni Teacher
Complete Syllabus :
Unit 1- This is just introduction
no need to teach.
Unit 2- Very easy topic, you
can study on your own.
Unit 3- This has already been
discussed in last.
Unit 4- This topic is directly
given in text book, study as it
is. I don't need to teach it.
Unit 5- Who is ready to give
presentation? ;)
Sad Message
Dil ki kitaab ka safha le
gaya koi,
Ankhon se neend urra le
gaya koi,
Kisi ki yaad mein tarapne ki
adat nahi thi mujhe,
Apni yadon se tarpana
sikha gaya koi...
Sunday, 2 October 2011
Irritating Fact Message
Most Irritating Fact :
At Home :
You studied 3 hrs,
no one sees you,
you pick phone for a while,
mom & dad enters the room & say:
" Bilkul nahi padhta hai,
sara din mobile hath mein hota hai.
At college, coaching :
You are busy with phone
no one sees you,
you picked up book for a while,
friends enters the room & say :
" Abey kitna parhega,
Newton ki aulaad." :D
Monday, 12 September 2011
Suicide Message
Aik aadmi Library gaya aur
Khud kushi par book
maangi.
Librarian ne aik nazar usay
dekha aur pocha :
Bhai ye book wapis kon
karne ayega ?
Friday, 29 July 2011
Challenge Message
Challenge for you & your all friends.
Challenge :
A boy asked the name of the Girl.
The Girl wrote this code on the book.
6/2
2/1
9/4
4/3
2/1
If you are expert then tell the name within 1 hour :D
The answer is :
Nazia.
Monday, 25 July 2011
Making You Feel Old Message
Things that make you feel Old !!
Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge was realeased 16
years ago.
Windows XP was released 10 years ago, in 2001.
The new millenium is more than a decade old.
Pierce Brosnan last acted as James Bond 9 years ago.
It will be 10 years since 9/11.
The matrix came out 12 years ago, Keanu Reeves is 46 today.
Mother Theresa and Lady Diana have been dead for 14 years.
Remember Jungle Book ?
That was more than 15 years ago.
Macaulay Culkin is 30 today.
Home alone came out over 20 years ago.
The youngest spice girl is 35,
the oldest backstreet boy 39.
The first Harry potter book came out 14 years ago.
The first season of F.R.I.E.N.D.S was aired 17
years ago.
Sunday, 24 July 2011
Facebook Message
Ultimate shock !!
A boy's facebook status.
" I am on facebook during class." :D
After few seconds teacher commented,
Turn to page no 64 of your
Book. ;p
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